When did P*nis to *ss become an acceptable form of hello??
 

I went out dancing last Saturday with some of my friends. We were having a great time, just dancing with each other when every now and then, some guy would come up behind one of us and grab us around the waist and would try to grind his member on our bums. WTF is this world coming to that that is an appropriate introduction? No hello, no can I buy you a drink, just p*nis to *ss. I don't understand it at all.

IDK but it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true, this happens ALL the time ! hehe quite disturbing really.

Just because some loser did that doesn't mean it's acceptable or appropriate.

When did penis become a bad word??? ;)

I agree it's disgusting though. The only correct goodbye to this hello is an elbow in the ribs, or a drink thrown in the greeter's face.

Actually, the correct reply to this greeting is heel to balls. It never fails to get the message across :D

That's what stilettos are for... ;)

I'm sorry but that title was funny as hell.

This thread is the little sister to James' Missing Penis thread.

I kind of feel bad for you, but I don't think women go to clubs, out dancing, to bars, etc. with the intention of meeting a serious boyfriend. Maybe a one night stand. Maybe. So whatever.

OMG, yu are openig a thread you may want to stand away from!:)

I prefer *ss to m*uth to greet, p*nis to *ss is more for 'meet'

This is funny as hayle!!

you should've cursed his ass out. but I'm kind of persnickety that way.

Some of us just like to dance. We are not going to a club looking for anything (or anyone) except a great time. And even if some women do go to clubs for one night stands, I can bet you most of them would not be so keen on having butt sex right there on the dance floor. Maybe. So whatever.

yeah that's what I meant. You aren't there to talk to him no matter what, so to him, there is no difference. I could see where there might be a difference to you, but the end result is the same. He goes alone wheather he offers you a drink or humps your bum, so he humps your bum and then goes home alone. I'm not saying that is cool, just trying to illuminate the situation.