Things that annoy you when watching porn

[BraveMaroon]

So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.

And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.

Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.

Also, since I'm already here - we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.