Haha -nice. Hey sweet pea, do you and your douchebag boyfriend want to see a picture of the sock? Haha.
I'll pass. But after that story, he can't believe you actually got someone into bed with you long enough to make a baby. He said "Video or it didn't happen."
You know what? I wouldn't put it past you to have one.
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