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Dear Mother Nature,
You, my dear, are out of order. Your performance within the reproductive system is way below satisfactory. Earlier this month, you were late by 2.5 weeks. I almost counted it as an absence! It caused much emotional distress on my part as you are NEVER late. Shoot, I thought I was dying. I forgave, though it wasn't easy. Now, you have the AUDACITY to show up 1.5 weeks early?? TWICE in one month, HOW DARE YOU! Oh no, this has got to end. I can't have my cycle running amok like this. I'm afraid the other systems have taken a vote and, though respiratory did lay convincing arguments for your retainment, you'll have to turn in your badge and your keys. Alas, majority rules. Please finish out your shift and then clock out...on time, if you please.
Regretfully,
CG
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