Last night, I had a dream that I lost my virginity to Bernie Mac. It was pretty graphic, so I'll spare the details, but I enjoyed it while I was doing it then after I realized I'd thrown 23 years of purity out the window for freaking BERNIE MAC. Not to speak ill of the dead but....damn. I fell asleep after watching 7 Pounds, couldn't I at least have had Will Smith?
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"We have letters. You have dreams." ~Senusret I
It was pretty graphic, so I'll spare the details, but I enjoyed it while I was doing it then after I realized I'd thrown 23 years of purity out the window for freaking BERNIE MAC. Not to speak ill of the dead but....damn. I fell asleep after watching 7 Pounds, couldn't I at least have had Will Smith?
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