Best Farting stories

[BobbyTheDon]

ok c'mon you bunch of prudes.

Give me your best shot. I know you all have some great fart stories. Whether it be at the Delt Hous, Chi-O house, Pikefest, KD shamrock,Sigma Chi derby days, at Delta Gamma anchor splash when all the sudden some air bubbles start poppin up near you...during lip sync when no one could hear, dropping a bomb walking by the sororities during bid day...

I'll tell two of my favorite fart stories

When i was in 5th grade. I had to fart really really bad. And after trying to hold it in for the longest time (it was gonna be a huge one and a loud one). So we are chillin doing some art crap, i remember cutting some paper mishay. All the sudden i went BRRRRRRRRUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!

Hahaha I am tellin you it was like a 5 second one baby. And I was like, OH SHIT did my ass just do that!? But being so cunning for a 11 year old, I immediately just out of my seat and went, " EWWWW DUDE! ALFRED WHAT THE HECK!!!!!" (Alfred just moved in from china, poor little foreign kid who always smell and cuold hardly speak english at the time) And then I started running in place, trying to make it look as if i was so horrified that i was near "his" fart. So all these kids were screamed, " ALFRED!!!! EWWW!!!!" haha poor litle Alfred kept denying but everyone didn't believe him. Poor little fob.

Another time was last year when I was at the Yardhouse with two other Pikes and a Chi-O. So the Chi-O chick goes to the bar to order drinks for us becuase she was offering. All the sudden some douchebag wearing a suit lookin like he is Pacey Witter or something comes up and starts talking to her. She looks over at us like, " uhhh Pike boys, come help me out". So me an the two other Pikes do rock paper scissors to see who had to go up and save her. Well, I lost and another guy lost so the two of us went. I took the lead and I said, dude just follow WHATEVER I DO. So me and my Pike homie walk up behind this guy, and i let out a REALLY LOUD FART. Immediately, the other Pike and the Chi-O react and go, " EWWWWWW!!!! What the Hell ar you doing!!! " talking to the douche. then these hot chicks across the bar starting laughing at him. Poor dude didnt know what hit him. All three of us had that jedi mind shit going on.