Open Letter IV

[Nubian]

To Aunt Flo:
My back hurts, you evil heffa. I'm bloated, and I'm already on my 3rd bowl of CapN Crunch. Go Away!

[Miss. Mocha]

To my sister-in-law

Why?

[Honeykiss1974]

To DP: I would never have expected this type of behavior from anyone over the age of 21, much less you. I don't know WTHeezy is going on with you, but you best believe that HoneyKiss1974 can (and will) act a plum fool with the best of them.

Don't let the calm, Christian exterior fool ya!!

To my brother's girlfriend: Same goes for you too. The next time I hear about you doing what you did again, you best believe that I will ride the freak out on that a$$!. Test me and see.... I can (and will) whip a$$ in a suit and high heels, don't play.

[tnxbutterfly]

To my place of employment: So bascially you broke it down what I need to keep this dead end crappy arse thing you call a job. Either act right on the phone or hit the road. You like how I handle the calls 75% of the time not some much the other 25%. You and I know that the other 25% comes from those difficult people who think that if they have an attitude they can get what they want. So bascially I'm suppose to let them jump all over me about things I can't change. And you're basically giving me 90 days to do act right.

I know we talked about my telephone behavior before. I worked hard to improved because I had just started and you were kind enough to give me another chance. This time, I don't think I really care enough about you or the people we help to make that great an effort to keep my job. I've never been fired from a job from my life, mind you. But this job sucks. It's crap because there are a lot of people who answer the phones worst then i do.
No matter, I'll suck it up just a long enough to get a decent reference should I ever need one.

[Nubian]

To the 2 idiots that tried to jump my baby:
What the hell were you thinking? Why in the world would you run up on somebody you don't know? Stupid azz rednecks can't stand to see someone happy, and successful, and minding THEIR OWN BUSINESS. You'd better be glad I wasn't there cause I fight dirty! You thought you were gonna do some damage and all you got was embarassed. Next time you idiots decide to talk crap and try to jump on somebody for NO reason, I hope you'll think about that broken jaw you got.

To OSC:
I don't like you, and you don't like me. But guess what? You work for me . Know your role. Its not my fault if you are bitter that you have to work for a 23 year old. Its one of the benefits of education. If you don't like it, then get an education, and then you can be the boss somewhere...til then, shut up and do your job. Don't mistake my kindness for weakness.

[Miss. Mocha]

To My Sister-in-Law,

Again I have to write, Why?

To My Mother-In-Law,

What?

[stardusttwin]

To the fast fool who went out last night and gave out my number & have mens calling me all day today....its alright patna...you not as smart as you think...you gave out a false name but one of your interests described what I supposedly look like and I got your numba...trust...when I get ya for this foolishness it won't seem remotely funny as it did in your Alize haze.

[CrimsonTide4]

To the Hyundai Accent from Rhode Island who was in front of me today on the Grand Prix 100 better known as 277: GO BACK TO RHODE ISLAND with that slow isht you called yourself doing.

To the FLOWER POWER SKIRT WEARING CHICK who decided to cross the street when I was making a right turn: I know pedestrians have the right of way but NOT when I am turning the corner.


To the MINIVAN who had a big trail of stinky smoke trailing behind him: 2 WORDS, 2 WORDS. . .JIFFY LUBE or 2 more: TUNE UP!!!!

[The Truth]

To my exboyfriend-what are you sayin?
To my job-what is my work?
To my friends in DC-keep yo head up
To that man who's last four digits of his number is 6708- when will you stop callin me I talked to you once and am not interested no i dont' want to get a visor and go to Six Flags Astroworld, no I don't want a virgin margarita, and no I don't want you callin me anymore sick of your number bein in my missed call log
To that man I met at the Luv Shack Sunday- I can't deal wit a man who has to call someone to hook up that fake insurance card and can't go to the DPS to get a new license because of warrants
To my Mama and Daddy-So Texas wasn't hot enough yall had to move to Kuwait
To myself-Stop sleeping in the stalls at work and go home for petes sake