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Old 06-30-2009, 11:42 PM
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:44 PM
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Old 07-04-2009, 02:11 AM
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Is this just me or has this happened to you too. I just farted and it reaked so bad that I had to leave the room. Ever farted and it smelled just like the food you just ate? Happens to me a lot.
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Old 07-04-2009, 03:05 PM
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Ever farted and it smelled just like the food you just ate? Happens to me a lot.
My farts tend to smell like the last really terrible thing that I smelled. I know that sounds weird, but it's true. I refer to them as "chameleon farts." For example, once at my grandmother's house there was this really awful smell in their living room, and eventually my dad discovered a dead mouse somewhere that was the culprit. Later that night, while all of my cousins were over at our aunt's house, I ripped one that smelled so foul it ran everybody out of the house--and it smelled exactly like dead mouse.
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Old 07-04-2009, 03:17 PM
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Is this just me or has this happened to you too. I just farted and it reaked so bad that I had to leave the room. Ever farted and it smelled just like the food you just ate? Happens to me a lot.
True story: I was photographing the new teachers for my hs newspaper and the dance teacher's office smelled HORRIBLE. It was really hard for me to keep a straight face when I entered the room! I very casually asked her if we could take the photos in a larger space so I could "get her doing some dance poses." Well, lunch was almost over by then and I had to hurry before they closed up. It was "tortellini day" and it was pretty good but...as I went to my locker before my next class, I farted and the smell was pretty rank but oddly familiar...

I decided that's an awful way to find out what somebody ate for lunch.
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Old 07-05-2009, 06:59 AM
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^^^Hahaaha. Curious. Does corn digest? Seriously, because whenever I eat corn, everytime I take a shit, I can see it in the toilet. It literally looks like it did before I ate it. I know this is going to sound disgusting, but it looks so undigested that if I were to pick it out of the shit, and wipe it off, people would think it was a piece of corn that no one ever ate. Has that ever happened to anyone? Serious question. I don't think corn will digest.
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Old 07-05-2009, 09:20 AM
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^^^Hahaaha. Curious. Does corn digest? Seriously, because whenever I eat corn, everytime I take a shit, I can see it in the toilet. It literally looks like it did before I ate it. I know this is going to sound disgusting, but it looks so undigested that if I were to pick it out of the shit, and wipe it off, people would think it was a piece of corn that no one ever ate. Has that ever happened to anyone? Serious question. I don't think corn will digest.
Lmao its so true! And I always say to myself, "I'm pretty sure I chewed that corn..."
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Old 07-05-2009, 10:48 AM
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And, the thread returns to poop.

LMAO.
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Old 07-05-2009, 02:02 PM
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The inside of the corn digests. The outside is insoluble fiber and does not digest.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:12 AM
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Lmao its so true! And I always say to myself, "I'm pretty sure I chewed that corn..."
Hahahaha I know! I know I chew it, but it somehow looks like it hasn't even been chewed.

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And, the thread returns to poop.

LMAO.
Hahahaha speaking of poop, has anyone ever took a major shit when it's hot outside and inside your place? On top of that having it cut off too early? I've gone through a whole role of shit paper, wiping my ass. Even then, I've left skid marks in my underwear from that. That ever happen to anyone here?

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The inside of the corn digests. The outside is insoluble fiber and does not digest.
Thanks for that. I've learned something new.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:20 AM
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Hm. I ate corn tonight (AND STEAK!!!). While I chewed on the 'insoluble fiber that does not digest' for like 2 hours (I swear, food camps out in my mouth), I thought of this thread.

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Old 07-06-2009, 03:47 AM
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Jokers are over here talking about corn now?
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Old 07-06-2009, 04:23 AM
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You know, I've never had the corn poop. I've heard jokes about it even in movies, so I guess it happens to a lot of people, but never me. Can't say I'm upset though.
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Old 07-06-2009, 11:42 PM
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I definitely ate those fried corn nuggets at a buffet today and could pnly think of insoluble fiber.
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Old 07-07-2009, 02:12 AM
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See what you started Xanthus?? :P


But seriously, I've been looking out for corn poop since I ate it.
And by it I mean corn... not poop.
Nothing yet.
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