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[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by tld221

^^^ Dionysus speaks truth. gotta flush and go, or you got bad business. definitely gotta check the flush.

but seriously, you have to think out the plan before you sit down. you have to say, "self, if this toilet clogs, what's my plan of attack? am i willing to stick my hand in the toilet? if it overflows, is there time to pull up my pants and flee, if i have to? will the toilet owner flip out if they find out? are there paper towels and a trash can in the restroom? do i have enough time for all of this? will i face any potential embarassment when i walk out of this bathroom? how much will i care?"

this is, of course, if you absolutely cannot wait until you get home.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by Dionysus

Well to solve that is to poop small amounts then flush, poop some more and then flush again...and so on.

We figured that out in college as a strategy to keep the communal bathroom from stinking. It's called the "Drop 2 and flush."

[agzg]

Originally Posted by tld221

^^^ Dionysus speaks truth. gotta flush and go, or you got bad business. definitely gotta check the flush.

but seriously, you have to think out the plan before you sit down. you have to say, "self, if this toilet clogs, what's my plan of attack? am i willing to stick my hand in the toilet? if it overflows, is there time to pull up my pants and flee, if i have to? will the toilet owner flip out if they find out? are there paper towels and a trash can in the restroom? do i have enough time for all of this? will i face any potential embarassment when i walk out of this bathroom? how much will i care?"

this is, of course, if you absolutely cannot wait until you get home.

If I'm at a friend's house I check for a plunger. I have no problem admitting "Uh... hey I think I clogged your toilet, do you have a plunger? I'll take care of it." Because chances are they've clogged their toilet once or twice in the past and had to take care of it themselves. We keep one right next to the toilet for that reason, because our potty is finicky. We fully expect guests to take care of their own clogs.

[PrettyBoy]

you mean to tell me you jokers have a strategy to taking a dump? WTF?

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

We figured that out in college as a strategy to keep the communal bathroom from stinking. It's called the "Drop 2 and flush."

[minDyG]

Ugh. I had my annual womanly exam today and now I'm all crampy. That doesn't usually happen to me.

My 2-year-old had to come along with me (I don't usually like to take her to that particular doctor with me), and the whole time I was in the stirrups, she was sitting in a chair at the head of the bed, and she kept asking me if I was asleep. So, to keep her distracted while the doctor performed my pap, I pretended to snore. I slept through a pap smear. SMH.

[AlwaysSAI]

AWESOME! DOG BALLS!!!!!

hahahahaha.


anyway, my foot is doing much, much better. almost healed.

[tld221]

See cheerfulgreek, you're taking it too far now.

[cheerfulgreek]

I don't think this dog spay is any worse than spraying the walls with feces. We did this surgery today also.

[VUG1]

I peed in a trash can 2 minutes ago. None were available.

[cheerfulgreek]

Same dog.

[knight_shadow]

So toenails and "two flushes" is going to far, but dog balls are just right?

LOL

[cheerfulgreek]

I love my job.

[VUG1]

BTW, Cheerfulgreek, I'm wondering if your Animal Hospital you work would like to give out any Sponsors? PM me.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by VUG1

BTW, Cheerfulgreek, I'm wondering if your Animal Hospital you work would like to give out any Sponsors? PM me.

Nah.