Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 26

summer_gphib · #**376** 08-18-2008, 09:15 AM

They do, but then the whole internet is taken over by www.icanhascheezburger.com and all anyone speaks is lolkitteh.

I wish TS Fay would be the last one I have to deal with for the year.

PANTHERTEKE · #**377** 08-18-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by summer_gphib

They do, but then the whole internet is taken over by www.icanhascheezburger.com and all anyone speaks is lolkitteh.

I wish TS Fay would be the last one I have to deal with for the year.

"She" will be the last Tropical Storm you'll have to deal with.. and the rest of the storms will be Cat. 4 and 5 Hurricanes (hitting only your part of Florida).

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

LttleMsPrEp · #**378** 08-18-2008, 11:54 PM

granted but you only get to have 2 hours of sleep for your 30 hour days..

I wish I had a new car

summer_gphib · #**379** 08-18-2008, 11:55 PM

It is... but the only thing it manages to lengthen is your commute and the amount of traffic you are stuck in.

I wish hubby could just have the day off tomorrow and not have a "work from home day" :-(

DaemonSeid · #**380** 08-19-2008, 10:07 AM

Granted but he comes down with a severe bout of the flu complete with green phlegm.

I wish the weather wil cooperate as I go to Six Flags on friday

SOPi_Jawbreaker · #**381** 08-19-2008, 10:24 AM

granted, but because the weather is so nice, there are fifty bajillion people there that day and there's a five hour wait for every rollercoaster

I wish I had someplace fun to go on Friday.

catiebug · #**382** 08-19-2008, 10:17 PM

Granted, but it's on a plane with 50 screaming children.

I wish the new Harry Potter movie was coming out in November like it was supposed to!

PANTHERTEKE · #**383** 08-20-2008, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by catiebug

Granted, but it's on a plane with 50 screaming children.

I wish the new Harry Potter movie was coming out in November like it was supposed to!

Granted, but in order to get it out on time and save money it's in the form of a porno.

I wish I could sleep all day tomorrow.

socialite · #**384** 08-20-2008, 02:39 PM

granted but its because you are in a coma... and you'll be asleep for the next month

I wish noodles and company delivered

LttleMsPrEp · #**385** 08-21-2008, 12:31 PM

granted but the delivery guy is a bad driver and you end up eating your noodles and company off the floor in the back seat

I wish i had Starbucks

LucyKKG · #**386** 08-21-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by LttleMsPrEp

I wish i had Starbucks

Granted but you find a pube in it.

I wish I had enough money to go to the East Coast like I'm planning.

DaemonSeid · #**387** 08-21-2008, 03:04 PM

Granted but you have to leave NOW...and your filght gets stuck in florida

I wish I had a new cell phone

Fleur de Lis · #**388** 08-21-2008, 03:06 PM

Granted, but your new number used to belong to someone who owes a lot of money to the mob. So you get threatening messages left in the middle of the night.

I wish I could fly.

DaemonSeid · #**389** 08-21-2008, 03:18 PM

Granted but the first time you take off you have an anxienty attack, distraught you see a shrink who cures you, now cured, you try again only to get hit by a plane, fall into the ground doing about 100mph...the end.... game over man, game over.

I wish I had 5 more dollars in my pocket for lunch.

Fleur de Lis · #**390** 08-21-2008, 04:09 PM

Granted, but it is in pennies, and by the time you count out $5 and the cashier recounts it, your lunch break is over and you have to go back to work hungry.

I wish I had a personal chef to cook me healthy, yummy meals every night.