Corrupt-A-Wish - Page 14

sageofages · #**196** 07-08-2007, 02:58 AM

Granted...but now he will be performing live in your living room for the next 6 months of weekends. (shudder) AND you have to meet all his contract demands.

I wish it was fall out, because my ac isn't working well today.

AlwaysSAI · #**197** 07-08-2007, 07:45 PM

Granted, it magically turns into fall. But, due to the evironmental crisis, all the leaves fall off of every single tree and clog your heating/AC pipes. So, now, you have no heat.

I wish it was 9:45p already!

aggieAXO · #**198** 07-08-2007, 09:57 PM

Granted, but the world will be ending at 10:00PM. You have 15 minutes to say goodbye to your loved ones.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain a pound.

OOhsoflyDELTA#9 · #**199** 07-08-2007, 11:21 PM

granted but you have a constant case of the runs.....

i wish my new BF would propose....

icelandelf · #**200** 07-09-2007, 12:41 AM

granted, but he proposes that you two just remain friends and consider joining a commune together.

I wish for Roger Clemens to go back to the Red Sox

DaemonSeid · #**201** 07-09-2007, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by icelandelf

granted, but he proposes that you two just remain friends and consider joining a commune together.

I wish for Roger Clemens to go back to the Red Sox

Granted and the Sox go another 80 years w/o a World Series run

I wish the next person wishing below me would turn into a rabbit

tld221 · #**202** 07-09-2007, 09:48 AM

granted, but everytime he plays, he wears a yankees undershirt... which gets picked up by the tabloids and all his fans turn on him.

I wish cold cuts weren't so expensive.

DaemonSeid · #**203** 07-09-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by tld221

granted, but everytime he plays, he wears a yankees undershirt... which gets picked up by the tabloids and all his fans turn on him.

I wish cold cuts weren't so expensive.

Granted but now anything to drink costs 2x as much as before.

I wish tomorrow was yesterday

tld221 · #**204** 07-09-2007, 09:59 AM

granted, but seeing as how tomorrow's yesterday would be today... you're now Bill Murray and everyday is today.

i wish i hand an American Express card that I could spend on "business" expenses like all my clients.

AnatraAmore · #**205** 07-09-2007, 10:28 PM

Granted, but your company gets audited and now you're out of a job.

I wish that the twins I babysit for would get a visit from Supernanny...

Animate · #**206** 07-09-2007, 10:57 PM

Granted but she thinks that you are the parent and yells at you every chance she gets.

I wish I didn't have so many expenses popping up all at once.

St3ph888 · #**207** 07-10-2007, 02:36 AM

Granted but now you have one lump sum due at the end of every month.

I wish My room would magically clean itself every day.

DaemonSeid · #**208** 07-10-2007, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by St3ph888

Granted but now you have one lump sum due at the end of every month.

I wish My room would magically clean itself every day.

granted but then the rest of your house is aboslutely filthy

I wish Nicole Ritchie would gain 50 pounds and fill out

RU OX Alum · #**209** 07-10-2007, 09:30 AM

granted, but it's all from pork rinds

I wish the thing on the bottom of my chair hadn't broken.

St3ph888 · #**210** 07-10-2007, 10:41 AM

Granted But now your desk is broken.

I wish I didn't have to work today.