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02-10-2008, 04:11 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Posts: 1,729
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Finish the sentence:
Dear ___________________________,
Would you please THINK before you -
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Sorry, I can’t. It’s baseball/basketball/archery season.
Alpha Chi Omega
Me.
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02-10-2008, 04:30 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,991
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Dear Stupid People,
Would you please think before you have sex and get knocked up? I have enough silly children with idiot parents in my classes. I don't need anymore. And neither do my co-workers.
Sincerely,
Me
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02-10-2008, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Roaming around Disney World
Posts: 1,719
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Dear Financially Destitute--
Would you please THINK before you spend $1600 on an Multi Level Marketing conference and stay at the Peabody while your house is being foreclosed on. It sold at auction for $100 and you were on vacation. That's just beyond stupidity.
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schultz
Warning: The above post may be dripping in sarcasm and full of smartassedness.
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02-13-2008, 05:13 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Posts: 1,729
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Dear disgruntled new initiate,
Please THINK before you drop out.
Dear ex,
Please THINK before you ask stupid questions.
Dear Daddy,
Please THINK before you try to set me up with someone closer to Mom's age than mine...
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Sorry, I can’t. It’s baseball/basketball/archery season.
Alpha Chi Omega
Me.
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02-13-2008, 04:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Counting my blessings!
Posts: 31,386
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Dear Applicant,
Please THINK before you apply for a job working with the elderly. It may sound a bit like discrimination, but most older folks will form a negative opinion on you when they see that you have enough piercings in your face to set off a metal detector.
Silly elderly!
Me
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♥Proud to be a Macon Magnolia ♥
"He who is not busy being born is busy dying." Bob Dylan
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02-13-2008, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Someplace fabulous!
Posts: 2,789
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Dear Village of "___" (where I live):
Would you please think before you make me pay nearly $1,000 a year to park 2 blocks away when there are spaces available right outside my building? Why are you so uptight about parking?!?
You don't need to be so afraid of cars. Most of us have them. It's the 21st century. Deal with it! They're just cars in need of parking spaces! They're not going to kill you.
Please stop torturing your citizens.
Thanks,
Me
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Last edited by Leslie Anne; 02-13-2008 at 05:13 PM.
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02-14-2008, 01:03 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Crescent City
Posts: 10,050
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Dear Stupid Mom on Airline:
Would you please THINK before you bring your toddler on a 4-hour plane flight without also bringing along a few essentials? Any of the following would have made for a much more pleasant flight all around:
- Coloring/activity book
- Favorite stuffed animal or other toy
- Hand-held video game
- A snack
- Some juice
- Duct tape for the toddler's mouth
- Children's Nyquil to put the toddler to sleep
- Ear plugs for all the other passengers so we wouldn't have had to listen to "MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY" for four hours straight
Regards,
Me
(six rows back, armed with an iPod, and I've still got a headache)
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02-14-2008, 01:08 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Dreamin' of the Palm Trees...
Posts: 563
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Dear Moron of a Boy I Call Mine,
Let's just be friends.
- Me
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