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09-16-2007, 01:26 AM
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Chuck Norris vs. Deltalum
I once saw Chuck Norris beats down DeltAlum. Deltalum look at Norris with confusion then started to go midevil on his ass.
Deltalum took out his ak-47 and starting spraying the wall with it. Did not hit Norris as he wheels across the street and not a single bullet hit him. Instead, Delt took out an Army Ranger, Navy Seal and a Girl Scout.
Norris then started kicking Delt. Delt didn't appreciate his playbill for Les Miserables getting dirtied. Delt struck back and did a bicycle kick, which hits Norris in the gonads. Norris went down like a bitch and started crying for his mommy.
Delt then look down at Norris and said, "Bitch, don't ever touch my signed Patti Lupone "Les Miserables" playbill."
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09-16-2007, 02:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moe.ron
I once saw Chuck Norris beats down DeltAlum. Deltalum look at Norris with confusion then started to go midevil on his ass.
Deltalum took out his ak-47 and starting spraying the wall with it. Did not hit Norris as he wheels across the street and not a single bullet hit him. Instead, Delt took out an Army Ranger, Navy Seal and a Girl Scout.
Norris then started kicking Delt. Delt didn't appreciate his playbill for Les Miserables getting dirtied. Delt struck back and did a bicycle kick, which hits Norris in the gonads. Norris went down like a bitch and started crying for his mommy.
Delt then look down at Norris and said, "Bitch, don't ever touch my signed Patti Lupone "Les Miserables" playbill."
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Wow. I don't remember any of that. Must have gotten kicked in the head.
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09-17-2007, 02:05 PM
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You go DeltAlum! 
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09-17-2007, 07:11 PM
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DeltAlum once stole Chuck Norris's hat, then used it to tureen a delicious blue corn gazpacho.
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09-18-2007, 12:06 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes are lame and old as the hills.
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09-18-2007, 02:07 AM
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So is Chuck Norris, but he still does commercials with Christie Brinkley.
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09-19-2007, 10:43 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes are lame and old as the hills.
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Sacrilege
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