Chuck Norris vs. Deltalum
 

I once saw Chuck Norris beats down DeltAlum. Deltalum look at Norris with confusion then started to go midevil on his ass.

Deltalum took out his ak-47 and starting spraying the wall with it. Did not hit Norris as he wheels across the street and not a single bullet hit him. Instead, Delt took out an Army Ranger, Navy Seal and a Girl Scout.

Norris then started kicking Delt. Delt didn't appreciate his playbill for Les Miserables getting dirtied. Delt struck back and did a bicycle kick, which hits Norris in the gonads. Norris went down like a bitch and started crying for his mommy.

Delt then look down at Norris and said, "Bitch, don't ever touch my signed Patti Lupone "Les Miserables" playbill."

The End

Wow. I don't remember any of that. Must have gotten kicked in the head.

You go DeltAlum!:D

DeltAlum once stole Chuck Norris's hat, then used it to tureen a delicious blue corn gazpacho.

Chuck Norris jokes are lame and old as the hills.

So is Chuck Norris, but he still does commercials with Christie Brinkley.

Sacrilege