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03-10-2008, 08:39 AM
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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is 68 today!
Happy Birthday Chuck. Hope that it is a great day.
How will you celebrate?
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03-10-2008, 08:41 AM
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Happy Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
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03-10-2008, 09:02 AM
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Chuck takes the cake!
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03-10-2008, 09:53 AM
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Happy birthday sister!! 
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03-10-2008, 01:39 PM
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For starters, Chuck will be celebrating the International Day of Awesomeness by basking in his own self-producing rays of awesomenity.
Chuck started the day at his favorite restaurant, which opened up at 7 AM just for Chuck. Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died.
Chuck will probably work into his schedule an artillary shopping spree (there is no limit on a Chuck Norris credit card... or minimum payments).
Chuck will end the day with a Delta Force mixer. The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time.
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03-10-2008, 01:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
For starters, Chuck will be celebrating the International Day of Awesomeness by basking in his own self-producing rays of awesomenity.
Chuck started the day at his favorite restaurant, which opened up at 7 AM just for Chuck. Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died.
Chuck will probably work into his schedule an artillary shopping spree (there is no limit on a Chuck Norris credit card... or minimum payments).
Chuck will end the day with a Delta Force mixer. The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time. |
 Happy Birthday, Chuck! Hope it's a kick ass day for you!
What are you wearing to celebrate?
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03-10-2008, 01:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time. |
LMAO, that is awesome!!! Happy Birthday Chuck!
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03-10-2008, 02:04 PM
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More Chuck Norris birthday trivia:
- In 2000, Chuck Norris had a terrific birthday. Chuck's elevated mood resulted in the highest ever Nasdaq index of 5132.52.
- In 1997, after being commissioned by Chuck, the Buffy the Vampire series debuted. Chuck drools over Sarah Michelle Gellar. And that Angel guy.
- In 1977 some of Chuck Norris's friends played a joke on Chuck and paid some astronomers to report that they found "rings around Uranus." This joke has caused confusion ever since.
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03-10-2008, 02:17 PM
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Chuck! We share a birthday.. who knew???
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03-10-2008, 03:21 PM
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Happy birthday Chuck!
I just saw this article over on Yahoo news.
Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, says U.S. troops
My favorite line was "I've seen his videos, he's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris"
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03-10-2008, 03:49 PM
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Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died.
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ROFLMFAO!!!
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03-10-2008, 04:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died...Chuck will end the day with a Delta Force mixer. The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time. |
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
Chuck drools over Sarah Michelle Gellar. And that Angel guy.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL at all of the above!!
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What are you wearing to celebrate?
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Why, he'll be wearing his Action Jeans, of course, in case he needs to do some roundhouse-arse-kickin'!
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03-10-2008, 05:16 PM
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Is there anyone else out there in disbelief that Chuck is 68? I mean, what the eff is he doing to stay so youthful looking? I'd hate to imagine Chuck doing botox.
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03-10-2008, 05:18 PM
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Chuck doesn't look botoxy to me. Too many wrinkles and facial expression.
Chuck invented botox, btw, he just doesn't use it.
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03-10-2008, 05:25 PM
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Happy Birthday, Chuck.
There aren't that many honorary Marines.
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