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ComradesTrue 03-10-2008 08:39 AM
Happy Birthday Chuck Norris
 
Chuck Norris is 68 today!

Happy Birthday Chuck. Hope that it is a great day.

How will you celebrate?

texas*princess 03-10-2008 08:41 AM
Happy Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

SWTXBelle 03-10-2008 09:02 AM
Chuck takes the cake!
 
http://gamecakes.com/wp-content/uplo...orris_cake.jpg

Hopeful_Bubbles 03-10-2008 09:53 AM
Happy birthday sister!! ;)

Chuck Norris 03-10-2008 01:39 PM
For starters, Chuck will be celebrating the International Day of Awesomeness by basking in his own self-producing rays of awesomenity.

Chuck started the day at his favorite restaurant, which opened up at 7 AM just for Chuck. Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died.

Chuck will probably work into his schedule an artillary shopping spree (there is no limit on a Chuck Norris credit card... or minimum payments).

Chuck will end the day with a Delta Force mixer. The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time.

CrimsonTide4 03-10-2008 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1615659)
For starters, Chuck will be celebrating the International Day of Awesomeness by basking in his own self-producing rays of awesomenity.

Chuck started the day at his favorite restaurant, which opened up at 7 AM just for Chuck. Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died.

Chuck will probably work into his schedule an artillary shopping spree (there is no limit on a Chuck Norris credit card... or minimum payments).

Chuck will end the day with a Delta Force mixer. The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time.
http://www.pledgepark.com/images/smilies/giggle.gif Happy Birthday, Chuck! Hope it's a kick ass day for you!

What are you wearing to celebrate?

SthrnZeta 03-10-2008 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1615659)
The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time.
LMAO, that is awesome!!! Happy Birthday Chuck!

Chuck Norris 03-10-2008 02:04 PM
More Chuck Norris birthday trivia:

- In 2000, Chuck Norris had a terrific birthday. Chuck's elevated mood resulted in the highest ever Nasdaq index of 5132.52.

- In 1997, after being commissioned by Chuck, the Buffy the Vampire series debuted. Chuck drools over Sarah Michelle Gellar. And that Angel guy.

- In 1977 some of Chuck Norris's friends played a joke on Chuck and paid some astronomers to report that they found "rings around Uranus." This joke has caused confusion ever since.

AGDee 03-10-2008 02:17 PM
Chuck! We share a birthday.. who knew???

SOPi_Jawbreaker 03-10-2008 03:21 PM
Happy birthday Chuck!

I just saw this article over on Yahoo news.
Chuck Norris the only WMD in Iraq, says U.S. troops
My favorite line was "I've seen his videos, he's a hero. He saves the city, he protects women and children and he fights crime wherever it is. We should all be like Chuck Norris"

BetteDavisEyes 03-10-2008 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1615659)
Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died.

ROFLMFAO!!!

nittanyalum 03-10-2008 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1615659)
Chuck ordered steak. The cow followed his command, crawled onto his plate and died...Chuck will end the day with a Delta Force mixer. The tri-delts and their dates are going to go see 27 Dresses... for the 3rd time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris (Post 1615669)
Chuck drools over Sarah Michelle Gellar. And that Angel guy.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL at all of the above!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4 (Post 1615661)
What are you wearing to celebrate?
Why, he'll be wearing his Action Jeans, of course, in case he needs to do some roundhouse-arse-kickin'!
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger...onJeans400.jpg

skylark 03-10-2008 05:16 PM
Is there anyone else out there in disbelief that Chuck is 68? I mean, what the eff is he doing to stay so youthful looking? I'd hate to imagine Chuck doing botox.

DSTCHAOS 03-10-2008 05:18 PM
Chuck doesn't look botoxy to me. Too many wrinkles and facial expression.

Chuck invented botox, btw, he just doesn't use it.

DeltAlum 03-10-2008 05:25 PM
Happy Birthday, Chuck.

There aren't that many honorary Marines.


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