2.5 Kids' Krappy Marriage

2AndAHalfKids · #1 01-09-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 5Knowledge1913

Yea, so I received an interesting message from someone in this forum saying how they know so much about Delta and wanted to know which Founder's personalities matched mine.

I just ignored them!

To the "I wanna be a delta" crowd or wannabes of any other so called black greek letter organization, the above post is an example of how most of your incessant I-have-a-profound-question-that-shows-how-interested-and-worthy-I-am behavior is viewed.

Get a grip. They don't care about you, because the madness is the mystique. The worse they treat you, the worse they ignore you, the worse you want it. And then once you join and find out that the secret pass word is 'Gooney Goo Goo', you will be left feeling like "what the?".

Its all a scam; community service is about as good a beard as Star was for Al. Only the truly gullible fall for it, time after time, year after nearly 100 years for most, including my screwed up in the head wanna be important Kappa Neophyte husband.

That is all for today.

DrPhil · #2 01-09-2009, 02:54 PM

We haven't had to use our troll-be-gone in a minute.

nittanyalum · #3 01-09-2009, 03:35 PM

I have to give her points for the "Gooney Goo Goo" reference, though, that made me laugh out loud.

Senusret I · #4 01-09-2009, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

Its all a scam; community service is about as good a beard as Star was for Al. Only the truly gullible fall for it, time after time, year after nearly 100 years for most, including my screwed up in the head wanna be important Krappa Neophyte husband.
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Well that's 98 percent of the problem right there.

ladygreek · #5 01-09-2009, 08:32 PM

Wait! I think we should take her seriously. After all it sounds as if we could learn a thing or two from her.

KAPPAtivating · #6 01-09-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

To the "I wanna be a delta" crowd or wannabes of any other so called black greek letter organization, the above post is an example of how most of your incessant I-have-a-profound-question-that-shows-how-interested-and-worthy-I-am behavior is viewed.

Get a grip. They don't care about you, because the madness is the mystique. The worse they treat you, the worse they ignore you, the worse you want it. And then once you join and find out that the secret pass word is 'Gooney Goo Goo', you will be left feeling like "what the?".

Its all a scam; community service is about as good a beard as Star was for Al. Only the truly gullible fall for it, time after time, year after nearly 100 years for most, including my screwed up in the head wanna be important Kappa Neophyte husband.

That is all for today.

Does anyone smell that overwhelmingly foul odor in the air??? I think I smell HATE!!! Sounds like someone is very bitter and should talk to a counselor about their problems instead of posting blanket statements on a chat board.

CrimsonTide4 · #7 01-10-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Does anyone smell that overwhelmingly foul odor in the air??? I think I smell HATE!!! Sounds like someone is very bitter and should talk to a counselor about their problems instead of posting blanket statements on a chat board.

or write Steve Harvey a Strawberry Letter about her marital woes. This isn't even the place as I've told her time and time again.

2AndAHalfKids · #8 01-10-2009, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

or write Steve Harvey a Strawberry Letter about her marital woes. This isn't even the place as I've told her time and time again.

Steve Harvey should be the last person to give marital advice. He's funny and all, but hardly faithful.

CrimsonTide4 · #9 01-10-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

Steve Harvey should be the last person to give marital advice. He's funny and all, but hardly faithful.

And you should be the last person to talk about or give advice on things related to fraternity and sorority life since you're hardly a member. Laying in bed next to a Kappa does not qualify you. Move around.

KAPPAtivating · #10 01-11-2009, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

And you should be the last person to talk about or give advice on things related to fraternity and sorority life since you're hardly a member. Laying in bed next to a Kappa does not qualify you. Move around.

True dat CT4...laying in bed next to a Kappa really doesn't qualify her for such topics...it only means she's satisfied cause she's still sleeping next to him

! I normally charge for that type of advice, but since I am a Good Kappa, she can have that for free

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2AndAHalfKids · #11 01-11-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

True dat CT4...laying in bed next to a Kappa really doesn't qualify her for such topics...it only means she's satisfied cause she's still sleeping next to him

! I normally charge for that type of advice, but since I am a Good Kappa, she can have that for free

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Keep selling that myth. It's a lie just to boost the 'mystique' of your particular greek group.

If you were krappy in bed before joining kappa, afterwards you are simply a krappy kappa.

Have a great playoff day. That is all.

KAPPAtivating · #12 01-11-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

Keep selling that myth. It's a lie just to boost the 'mystique' of your particular greek group.

If you were krappy in bed before joining kappa, afterwards you are simply a krappy kappa.

Have a great playoff day. That is all.

Why would I have to sell you a myth that you already purchased and are still using? Now THAT is all...

2AndAHalfKids · #13 01-11-2009, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Why would I have to sell you a myth that you already purchased and are still using? Now THAT is all...

I was married to this man for 11 years before he went Kappa.

Are you willing to go on record as stating that your MIP process includes a section on mindblowing sex? Maybe he missed that session...nothing has changed except the shimmy sham thing that he does before coming to bed with the crimson thongs.

KAY is written right on the triangle, right above the crack of his....

Jelly belly and dimpled shimmy is not a PRETTY sight.

Oww Oww Not.

Senusret I · #14 01-11-2009, 08:00 PM

Okay, ew.

2AndAHalfKids · #15 01-11-2009, 08:10 PM

I am seriously mad at whoever gave him those 'drawls' as a crossing gift. Granted, he likes to wear them for me...but I keep asking 'what did I do to deserve this?'