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05-04-2008, 03:24 AM
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Yo mamma is so....hahahahahahahahahaha!
What do y'all think about these mamma jokes? loooooooooooooooooool!!!!
Yo mamma is Soo fat...
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> ...when she dances she makes the band skip.
> ...when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease,
> the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
> ...she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
> ...her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
> ...when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
> ...her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
> ...her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
> ...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
> ...all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum
> Occupancy:240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
> ...when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the
> milk carton.
> ...when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
> ...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
> ...she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
> ...I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good
> side.
> ...they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the
> other side to get her through.
> ...she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
> ...she's on BOTH sides of the family.
> ...when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
> ...she could sell shade.
> ...when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
> ...people jog around her for exercise.
> ...she gets runs in her jeans.
> ...her blood type is Ragu.
> ...when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets
> an estimate.
> ...she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
> ...when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
> ...she can't even jump to a conclusion.
> ...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
> ....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
> ...I tried to get on her good side, and I ran out of gas.
> ...when she got constipated, she called Roto-Rooter.
> ...her internet email address has its' own domain name
> ...she went to JC Penny's to purchase a water bed, they told
> her the Atlantic Ocean was not for sale.
> ...when she uses the toilet, ...you don't want to know!
>> ...I thought I saw her yesterday wearing yellow shorts, but
> it was a taxi cab.
> and... my all-time favorite...
Yo mamma's so fat... she walked out the house wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops!
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05-04-2008, 03:41 AM
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Thay are funny...in it's proper place......
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05-04-2008, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid
Thay are funny...in it's proper place......
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What kind of fraternity is that? I never heard of y'all before? Are y'all a bglo?
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05-04-2008, 03:52 AM
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What kind of fraternity is that? I never heard of y'all before? Are y'all a bglo?
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No...we're yo' mamma, sock puppet
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05-04-2008, 03:53 AM
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No...we're yo' mamma, sock puppet
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05-04-2008, 03:55 AM
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No...we're yo' mamma, sock puppet
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lol I get it. You ain't greek. You just made that sht up huh? That's tight though.
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05-04-2008, 12:58 PM
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I laughed.
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05-04-2008, 02:32 PM
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lol I get it. You ain't greek. You just made that sht up huh? That's tight though.
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My boy Mike would be mad about the Iota statement. He just crossed Iota. My boy Tyrese just crossed Kappa
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IITY?
Iotamantobe is this you?
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05-04-2008, 05:31 PM
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lol I get it. You ain't greek. You just made that sht up huh? That's tight though.
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Yo mama is a funnier sockpuppet than you are.
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05-04-2008, 11:11 PM
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"Yo mamma" gave birth to you, and I'm sure that's punishment enough for her.
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05-04-2008, 11:44 PM
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Thank you guys for not dropping the "DITY?" bomb yet. LOL
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05-04-2008, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dionysus
Thank you guys for not dropping the "DITY?" bomb yet. LOL
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youre not lame enough to pull a trollism of this proportion. but we heart ya anyway.
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05-05-2008, 02:16 AM
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Too funny. LOL 
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