Yo Mamma....

[serenity_24]

What is the best "Yo Mamma" joke you've ever heard?

I'll start you off with some light ones. Let's see how crazy this gets.

- Yo momma sooooooooo fat she can sit on a dollar and make change. (What? I said light.)

- Yo momma sooooooooo fat she fill the tub with a forth a cup and still floods the bathroom when she gets in.

[Kiara]

your momma is so black that when she gets in the car...the Oil LIGHT COMES On.......

[exquizit]

Yo hair so nappy you could roll it with rice.

[KnowledgeEternal]

Originally posted by exquizit:
Yo hair so nappy you could roll it with rice.

I think it is Your hair is so short. I don't see what nappy hair and rice have to do with each other.

This topic takes me back to middle school.
Yo momma so bald a fly landed on her head and sprained his ankle.

Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN".

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so skinny she gotta run around in the shower to get wet.


Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so ugly it looks like her face caught fire and they put it out with an ice pick!


Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.

[OhSoPrettyNikki]

My mother warned back in junior high that yo momma jokes weren't funny. She said one day you'll be a mother and you wont laugh. Well ha ha mom I'm ROTFLMBAO!!!!! It's still funny!!

Yo momma is so stupid... I told her take the 4 train, she took the 2 train twice!!

Yo momma is so old she coughs up dust!

Yo momma is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper!

Yo momma got a nose here, here, and here (pointing to left cheek, nose,& right cheek), and she wipes her nose like this (dragging your arm across your face just above your lip, while sniffing) this one is soooo funny animated

Yo momma is sooo black that if she put vaseline on her face she'd look like a patent leather shoe!!!

Yo momma is so short she playes handball with the curb!!!

Yo momma is so skinny she uses straws as leg warmers!!!

I actually bought the Yo' Momma book at Barnes N Nobles y'all!!!

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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"

When da EAST is in da house....Oh my GOD!!!! DANGER!

[tyshaun]

yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.

yo momma house so small when you walk in the front door, you walk out the back.

yo momma house so dirty, the roaches have on socks.

yo momma so bald, you can see her thoughts.

yo momma so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. (WTF!)

yo momma so stupid, i told her it was chilli outside, she ran and got a bowl and spoon.

yo momma so old, when God said let there be light, she turned on the switch.

i have more, but this is enough. its amazing what elementary and middle school kids can think of.

[CocoaCaramel]

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washinton's nose.

yo mama so old when God said "let there be light" she flipped the switch

yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family

yo mama so dumb she failed a blood test

yo mama eyes so big she got miniblinds for eyelids

yo mama gums so black she spits yoo hoo

yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.



[This message has been edited by CocoaCaramel (edited April 09, 2001).]

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by OhSoPrettyNikki:
Yo momma is sooo black that if she put vaseline on her face she'd look like a patent leather shoe!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I have never heard that one! That is hilarious!!! LOL! That is just too funny! Hee hee hee hee....

[NUPE4LIFE]

Yo momma is so dumb, she stayed up all night studying for a blood test.

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KAPPA ALPHA PSI FRATERNITY, INC.
SPR 97
XI LAMBDA

[jaycee]

Yo mamma's so cheap, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick OTHER people's fingers

[OhSoPrettyNikki]

Here's more:

Yo momma is sooo stupid she's in a wheelchair talkin' 'bout "ain't nobody gonna push me around!"

Yo momma is soooo bald I can read her mind!

Hey do y'all remember that Yo momma don't wear no drawh's thing..... I used to love that

Yo momma don't wear no drawh's ...I saw her when she took dem off.. she threw 'em in the bed ...next mornin' yo daddy was dead!!!

.....she threw 'em in the sewer... those rats said "Hallehejah"(sp?)

.....she threw 'em in the sky...Superman refused to fly.....

.....she threw 'em near those mice.... Those mice said "Jesus, Christ!"

he he he --------those were the days!!!! ROTFLMBAO !!!!!

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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"

When da EAST is in da house....Oh my GOD!!!! DANGER!

Yo momma is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma is so stupid, when she read the job application it stated do not write below the doted line and she wrote..OK.

Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momma is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "who threw that rock."

Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid, she works in the M&M factory, she threw the candy away because she thought the W&W as a misprint.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma so stupid, she bought a camcorder to record tv shows.

Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing and she said, moving.

Yo momma head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.

And lastly, your momma got two wooden legs and one is backwards.

[exquizit]

Originally posted by KnowledgeEternal:
I think it is Your hair is so short. I don't see what nappy hair and rice have to do with each other.

Well what do ya know! You're right. Thanks so much

[NUPE4LIFE]

Did you guys ever call someone's mom an "African Booty Scratcher"?

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KAPPA ALPHA PSI FRATERNITY, INC.
SPR 97
XI LAMBDA

[serenity_24]

Yo momma so dumb that when she heard under 17 was not admitted she went back and got 16 of her friends.

Yo momma so cheap that she uses a cigarette to heat the house.

Yo momma so tall that when she turns a cartwheel she kicks Jesus in the chin.