Yo mamma is so....hahahahahahahahahaha!
 

What do y'all think about these mamma jokes? loooooooooooooooooool!!!!

Yo mamma is Soo fat...
>
> ...when she dances she makes the band skip.
> ...when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease,
> the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
> ...she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
> ...her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
> ...when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
> ...her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
> ...her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
> ...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
> ...all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum
> Occupancy:240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
> ...when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the
> milk carton.
> ...when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
> ...she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
> ...she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
> ...I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good
> side.
> ...they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the
> other side to get her through.
> ...she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
> ...she's on BOTH sides of the family.
> ...when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
> ...she could sell shade.
> ...when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
> ...people jog around her for exercise.
> ...she gets runs in her jeans.
> ...her blood type is Ragu.
> ...when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets
> an estimate.
> ...she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
> ...when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
> ...she can't even jump to a conclusion.
> ...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
> ....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
> ...I tried to get on her good side, and I ran out of gas.
> ...when she got constipated, she called Roto-Rooter.
> ...her internet email address has its' own domain name
> ...she went to JC Penny's to purchase a water bed, they told
> her the Atlantic Ocean was not for sale.
> ...when she uses the toilet, ...you don't want to know!
>> ...I thought I saw her yesterday wearing yellow shorts, but
> it was a taxi cab.
> and... my all-time favorite...
Yo mamma's so fat... she walked out the house wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops!

Thay are funny...in it's proper place......

What kind of fraternity is that? I never heard of y'all before? Are y'all a bglo?

No...we're yo' mamma, sock puppet

?

lol I get it. You ain't greek. You just made that sht up huh? That's tight though.

I laughed.

IITY?

Iotamantobe is this you?

Yo mama is a funnier sockpuppet than you are.

"Yo mamma" gave birth to you, and I'm sure that's punishment enough for her.

Thank you guys for not dropping the "DITY?" bomb yet. LOL

youre not lame enough to pull a trollism of this proportion. but we heart ya anyway.