Things that annoy you when watching porn

[moe.ron]

(1) Girl could be naked but she's wearing a high heel and is swimming
(2) The annoying over the top squealing
(3) When the girl look at the camera and pretend she's getting off
(4) The off camera narration

What else can you think of?

[33girl]

I will say this, and MEN, TAKE NOTE.

Just because something looks good for the camera and they do it in all the prons doesn't mean everyone likes it that way in real life.

(To be blunt: slow your roll when heading south of the border.)

[I Phi 1963]

Originally Posted by moe.ron

((3) When the girl look at the camera and pretend she's getting off
What else can you think of?

I feel you with that one.

I don't like it when they show dude tappin it from the side, and dudes balls are showing. Just cut to the chase, tap it from the back, bust a nut, and move on to the next ass tappin scene. Fuck all that other dumb shit.

Originally Posted by 33girl

I will say this, and MEN, TAKE NOTE.

Just because something looks good for the camera and they do it in all the prons doesn't mean everyone likes it that way in real life.

(To be blunt: slow your roll when heading south of the border.)

Females need to take note of that too, because it works both ways. Don't just call dudes out on that.

[APhi4Ever]

This thread is glorious!

[I Phi 1963]

Originally Posted by APhi4Ever

This thread is glorious!

Best thread started, so far.

[knight_shadow]

I don't post much anymore, but how could I pass this up? Lol

Originally Posted by moe.ron

(2) The annoying over the top squealing

Yes.

Also, being on film does not = actor. Unless you're with a major studio, skip the chatting and get to the damn main event.

[moe.ron]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

Also, being on film does not = actor. Unless you're with a major studio, skip the chatting and get to the damn main event.

Yes yes yes

freaking hate it when the movie is 35 minutes long and the action is only 5 minutes. I'm not watching Lincoln here.

also, when the man try to moan harder then the woman.

When the cameraman start talking to the people and even appear in the shots. Way to break the fourth wall there buddy.

[pshsx1]

Spitting. #yeahIsaidit

[BraveMaroon]

So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.

And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.

Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.

Also, since I'm already here - we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.

[TSteven]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.

And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.

Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.

Also, since I'm already here - we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.

[I Phi 1963]

If I'm watching it with my girl, I have to watch the shit she likes. But when I want to jack off, I just fast forward past the other shit. It's easier to bust a quick nut that way. For me it is.

[I Phi 1963]

Originally Posted by moe.ron

also, when the man try to moan harder then the woman.

I actually like this shit, because that means dude is about to bust a nut, and when dude bust a nut, I bust a nut shortly afterwards. You feel me? But, if the female is hollering like the shit hurts, I can fill up a jar from the sounds of that LOL.

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.

LOL @ "muffular region". A bit of fur is not necessarily bad, but if it looks like there's a tribble living between your legs, that's bad. (And that goes for the men too. Your ballsac should not look like a tribble.)

It does annoy me when a female is so "over the top" with her "orgasm" that it's patently obvious she's faking it. Especially when she has another "over the top orgasm" 2.5 seconds later.

[APhi4Ever]

I get annoyed with the cheesy story lines. I mean, come on! You have to admit, some of them are RIDICULOUS!

[APhi4Ever]

Originally Posted by I Phi 1963

I actually like this shit, because that means dude is about to bust a nut, and when dude bust a nut, I bust a nut shortly afterwards. You feel me? But, if the female is hollering like the shit hurts, I can fill up a jar from the sounds of that LOL.

LMFAO!