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Originally Posted by Drolefille
Wait, so you're saying that men think about sex and women think about shopping? So... men don't understand that women have uncontrollable urges to shop? Man this sure is tricky. I hope some man who understands this will come and explain it to me!
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Live-in has to to keep me on a short leash when we're out in public because I cannot control my urges to buy things. Also, he gives me an allowance of $15 per day all in $1 bills.
Oh, who are we kidding - I don't need an allowance, I'm only ever in the kitchen!