Police stories

[heatherh1981]

Hey people..


Hahah i have a good one.. Does anyone have any good police stories they would like to share. I know if your encounter with the police isnt always good, but is there any stupid funny police stories....

I have some ill share with yall.

OK, My fist time driving and im just driving along and the police turns his lights on and pulls me over and asks me while i am driving so slow. Thank god i had my mom in the car with me. She explained to him that it was my fist time driving. We didnt get a ticket but he just told us to get in the other lane..

OK my next one.. HAHA

It was a friday night and I was with a bunch of friends, and some friends i usually dont hang out with. Anyway, we were at the river hanging out and the guys had some beer and crap like that and the police came. Well, we had my car and there was some beer in it and stuff. I had not been drinking but since it was my car they did the eye thing. We got lucky and he let us go, since i hadnt been drinking. I gave the policeman a hug. Everyone started laughing!! it was funny!!

haha 1 more

I was at a " school function" and it got a little out of control, the guys were running around with beer and were acting really inmature making our college look really bad. Anyway, we left around 330am, cause it really wastn any fun anymore. But anyway they got on social probation for the rest of the year and some of the guys got kicked out of there organization I dont tell many people that i was at that "social function" ( fancy word for "PARTY") Thats my stories

Me

[DGPhoney]

thats too funny heather1981,
I have one, here goes, about a yr or so ago, my friends took a weekend break to go to Ocean city, in MD. We stayed so far down on the boardwalk, that to get back up to the boeard walk we had to drive through delaware and up, so as we were making our turn through deleware, we saw the sirens and yada yada, cause we were being pulled over (oh I was driving) mind u I had never ever been pulled over ever, so the plice guy came to the window, and why do u know why I pulled you over and yada yada, and I just started rambling on about 500 reasons why he could have pulled me over, cause I was sooo nerveous, I said well knowing me , I was probably speeding, or I did make a correct turn, or I did stop for a sign, or I ran through a light,,yada yada, and he was like ummm no your lights aren't on! I nearly fell out of the car, cause afterwards I couldn't find my license, thinking it's in my backpocket, I pulled out the hotel key, and gave him that If said wow great invite, , so I was sooo embrassed, then I explained to him that I and my friends were just trying to find a 7'11 cause I all I wanted was a coke and some cheetos, lol. Well he understood, and let me go, and even showed us the way to 7'11. Lol, so u can say we had a loonngg nite .

[LXA1048]

During my associate semester (when I was going through), one of my associate brothers was late to a meeting. We had no idea where he was. It turns out that he was arrested for beating his wife. Well first of all, he doesn't have a wife. He isn't married. He had gotten stopped for speeding and when they looked at his license they read the name wrong. They took him "down town" and put him in the cell. It took him an hour and a half to convince them that he was not the person that they were after. We all got a kick out of it.

[Sig624EI]

After I graduated I showed up to my chapter for a meeting, well it turns out the advisor was running late and was on his way speeding to get to the meeting. They ran his license, and it turned out he had an oustanding noise complaint (from a gathering we had had years before...) So another brother, his roomate no less, goes to bail him out. He gets to the jail shows his id, and they run his license, another outstanding noise complaint. In the span of an hour we had 2 brothers in jail. Finally another brother with a clean record went and bailed them both out. We learned a valuable lesson, if you have a noise complaint, pay it quickly!

[prospectiverushee]

This should be under most embrassing stories,but I think you guys will get a kick out of it.

I was living in Michigan when this happened. One night I had gotten home from work and had gotten my mail out of my box. I was looking thur it and I realized that the mailman had put my neibhor's gas bill in my mail box by mistake. Being the nice person that I am, I went across the hall to give it to them,but either they weren't home or they weren't answering the door to their apt. So I decided to tape the bill to the door so that when they left they would see it. But enevlope was to thick for the kind of tape I was using. Anyway, I gave up and went into my apartment. Well about 3 minutes later, I hear a knock on door. I asked who it was and was totally surprised when it was the police. So I open the door and the police started asking me a bunch of questions(did I live there, could they see some id, yada,yada)
When I finally was able a word in edgewise, I asked what was going on. The police said that they had received a call about a prowler roaming about. Turns out that the neibhors(whose gas bill I was trying to give them) thought I was a prowler and had called the police. You should have seen the look on everyone's faces when I handed the people their gas bill. After that, the mailman never mixed up the mail again

[dc1]

Some friends and I had gone on a road trip in my rental car. We were in Tennessee and the rental car had expired Florida tags on it (which I didn't know were expired).
Tennessee State Trooper pulled me over and was convinced that I 1) had stolen the car from Florida and 2) had drugs either on me or in the car. He made all of us get out of the car to examine it, then made me pull my pants down (including boxers) to show him I wasn't hiding any drugs!! How stupid is that! My friends all got a shot of my junk while the Trooper guy was lookin' for the loot.

I have another one that happened in NewOrleans but will share that later

[carnation]

Well, this is a good one. I was picked up by the FBI 25 years ago because they thought I was the then well-known criminal Patty Hearst. And you know where these clowns in the FBI followed me to and held me? (Get ready, Mr. Earp.) PITTSBURG STATE COLLEGE in Kansas! Some idiot must've seen me and called it in!

And these fools were convinced and wouldn't leave and I was trying to get to an ODK convention on campus. Never mind that Patty was 5'0 and brown-eyed and that I'm 5'5" and blue-eyed and they had followed me for 3 weeks in Arkansas and failed to find any evidence--they told me repeatedly that they knew I was her!

[moe.ron]

Comming home from Spring break, we got pulled over by the state trooper for speeding. He happened to be an alumni of Buffalo State. And he happened to be the same major as one of my brother in the car (Criminal Justice). So they end up talking about different professor for about half an hour. After that he told us that since we were fellow Bengals, he is going to let us go. We were like cool. Unfortunately, two hours later we got pulled over by another trooper for speeding again. And this guy happen to be a graduate of Brockport, our football main rivals. So the moral of the story is, if you get away with it once, you will get caught another time.

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by dc1:
How stupid is that! My friends all got a shot of my junk while the Trooper guy was lookin' for the loot.

HA! Now that is funny. BTW, is the word "Junk" as used in this context copyrighted? I'd love to use that one myself. I have always used the terms equipment or package, but junk is a new one for me.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by lifesaver:
HA! Now that is funny. BTW, is the word "Junk" as used in this context copyrighted? I'd love to use that one myself. I have always used the terms equipment or package, but junk is a new one for me.

I'm a fan of the term "junk" myself - especially b/c so few use it; definitely can have shock-value humor.

[orchid2]

Haha, here's one that I WILL use one of these days...

*Driver is pulled over for speeding. She groans as the cop gets out of his car and makes his way toward her and prepares to write a speeding ticket.*

DRIVER: "Hi there...you were about to sell me a ticket to the annual Highway Patrolman's Ball, weren't you?"

COP: "Ma'am, highway patrolmen don't have balls."

DRIVER: *Sly smile*

*Embarrassed cop closes his book and makes his way back to his car and drives away.*



Now whether or not it works I don't know...a friend sent it to me through e-mail! Funny to imagine anyhow.

[Salience]

Originally posted by Sig624EI:
After I graduated I showed up to my chapter for a meeting, well it turns out the advisor was running late and was on his way speeding to get to the meeting. They ran his license, and it turned out he had an oustanding noise complaint (from a gathering we had had years before...) So another brother, his roomate no less, goes to bail him out. He gets to the jail shows his id, and they run his license, another outstanding noise complaint. In the span of an hour we had 2 brothers in jail. Finally another brother with a clean record went and bailed them both out. We learned a valuable lesson, if you have a noise complaint, pay it quickly!

Now, THIS one was cute!!

[Tom Earp]

In reply to carnations: At least you got stopped in Pittsbug Ks. A lot of bars if you know where to go. I am an ex Officer of the Law and had some run ins with the FBI, I wont tell you what I think those letters stand for. I had many funny situations on the other end of the spectrum.
Ah one just came to mind on you side.
My ex and I were comeing home from a party and I thought it be best if she drive.
A Kansas Trooper turned on his lights and my ex said what should I do? Pull over I told her.
He had her get out of the car and give ID and ask what we were doing out that late at night. I asked him if I could get out of the car and talk to him. He wanted me out not knowing who I was and when I got out, I asked him why he stopped us. Well it is late and I wanted to know why you were out this late. My next question was, is that the probable cause? Yep, and said may I show you my ID.
Boy was he embarresed and got back in his car PDQ. I never let him forget that night. There is good and bad in all groups!

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Tom Earp LX Z#1
Pittsburg State U. (Kansas)

[Rudey]

We're driving and this horrible driver in front of us keeps switching between lanes and going really slowly. It was really strange. At one point I couldn't take it and gave him the finger when he came back in front of us. Well, we realized it was an undercover cop when he turned on his lights and sirens...grrrrrrrr

[SH80]

This guy I dated took me to a party and the police showed up, but they turned out to be strippers, then the real police showed up and we thought they were some more strippers.