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Old 04-18-2001, 05:51 PM
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Talking Prison vs. Work - Read, very funny

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get 3 meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the
doors yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking thru bars from the inside
wanting to get out
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK: They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK: You get fired if you get caught.


NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!

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Old 04-18-2001, 08:24 PM
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Too, too true! I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
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