Do's and dont's of seeing Kings of Comedy

#1 08-20-2000, 02:03 AM

Dont's

Do not watch this movie with a full bladder. You will wet yourself.

Do not think that you can watch this movie with a soda and a hot dog. You will choke on the food and spit the drink all over the person in front of you.

If you have asthma, do not go and see this movie. You will die.

Do not go and see this movie on a first date, because you WILL be braying like a horse in the face of whom ever your date might be.

Do not go see this movie and sit next to someone that you don't know, you might slap them a couple of times and start a fight.

Do's

If you are asthmatic, do bring an extra inhailer.

Do go to the bathroom before hand.

Do get to the movies early, because the good seats in the middle of the theatre will be taken.

Do Buy your tickets 2 hours before show time because it will be sold out.

Do enjoy yourself and have a good time.

This was the best fun that I've had at the movies and a long time

Finer Woman10-A-91 · #2 08-20-2000, 02:15 PM

That movie was HILARIOUS...it really did a sister's soul some good to laugh that hard and so purely. It's been a long time since a I have seen a film that has a documentary edge entertain me in that way.

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ZChi4Life · #3 08-20-2000, 03:13 PM

Yes I agree with everyone, the movie was the bomb! Bernie is a fool! If you haven't seen it yet, you GOTTA go see it!

Sexy Mocha · #4 08-20-2000, 05:35 PM

Oh my Lawd, I have never laughed so hard in all my years on this Earth!! Some more do's and don't's:

Do:
Bring one of those electrical "shock" machines that doctors use to re-start a heart that has stoppped beating...it is very much a possibility that your heart will give out from laughing too hard

Leave the seats on either side of you empty to allow room for the convulsions you will have while laughing

Don't:

Try to remain civilized, you will lose your mind and all control of yourself when viewing this movie

DON'T DARE MISS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!

Bernie was the man, but you have to give it to the rest of the kings as well! Steve Harvey is a dam fool!!

kiml122 · #5 08-20-2000, 06:02 PM

I agree with everyone, I saw it Friday too and it was off the chain. I thought the movie was better then when I saw them in person.

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mizzkes · #6 08-21-2000, 12:31 AM

Kings,
You are absolutely correct. I saw the movie on Friday. I must say that I have not laughed that hard in a long time. Did Bernie Mack turn it out or what?!! I suggest the movie to anyone who needs a good long laugh. I will probably see it for a second time this week.

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MsDetroit1920 · #7 08-21-2000, 12:52 AM

I must say that I saw it last night and I laughed so hard that my neck started hurting.
I must agree that Bernie Mac was the BOMB!!!

Cream Puff · #8 08-21-2000, 09:40 AM

This movie deserves 2 thumbs up! I have not laughed this much in a LONG time!
Kings... you're so right about the person that sit besides you, while watching this movie. I was the person that was getting nudged by the person next to me, she kept nudging me to look at the movie, as if I was sleeping or something

I am definitely going to see this movie again this week, I just can't get enough! Bernie Mac was indeed the BOMB!

etienneSAI · #9 08-22-2000, 12:02 AM

i saw it last night and came out coughing from laughing so hard. cedric the entertainer was too much! the breakdancing? oh, i won't ruin it....go see it!!

etienne
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QuietStorm03 · #10 08-25-2000, 10:18 PM

The "Kangs" of Comedy was the BOMB!!!

D.L. Hughley, Cedric the Entertainer, Bernie Mac, and Steve Harvey have to be 4 of the funniest men on the planet. I saw it twice and LMAO the whole time, both times.

APhiRattlerGal · #11 03-24-2002, 01:22 AM

That movie was sooo hilarious

LeslieAGD · #12 03-26-2002, 09:59 AM

If you liked the Kings of Comedy, I would suggest renting The Queens of Comedy. I thought it was even funnier!

Optimist Prime · #13 03-26-2002, 01:47 PM

Is it on video/DVD yet?? I never got to see it because the redneck town i go to school in only has one screen on their theater and did not have truck here last year. Cedric the Entertainer is hilarious though, i've seen him in other stuff.

txdiva · #14 03-27-2002, 09:32 AM

It's been on video and DVD for a while now. Cedric the Entertainer had me crying! He was hilarious! The Queens of Comedy was funny, but too dirty for me!