Reverse Cleavage

James · #1 01-30-2007, 05:29 PM

I have a serious question.

In this day and age, with the rise and subsequent dominance of low waisted jeans, I was curious:

Do women know when the cracks of their asses are showing?

Its a male fantasy that women can walk out of the house not knowing that some important part of their body is on display.

In reality this happens . . .well . . . not so much.

But everywhere you go now you see women's asses exposed in these low waisted jeans, thongs and cracks hanging in the wind . . . especially when they bend over or lean forward.

So, do they know? Is it considered to be a cool style statement?

For the record, if they are attractive, I really don't mind

LPIDelta · #2 01-30-2007, 05:30 PM

Oh lordy.....

33girl · #3 01-30-2007, 05:43 PM

God, James, welcome to 2002.

James · #4 01-30-2007, 05:44 PM

Sorry Sheila, I am just starting to sober out from new year's eve 2000 . . .

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Originally Posted by 33girl

God, James, welcome to 2002.

OtterXO · #5 01-30-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by James

For the record, if they are attractive, I really don't mind

Right, but in my experience the women with cracks/thongs exposed are very rarely the attractive ones. I've determined that there's an inverse correlation between the attractiveness of a girl and the likelihood she will show her crack/boobs/hoo-haa/etc.

LPIDelta · #6 01-30-2007, 05:55 PM

Jeans, Jeans those magical pants.......
The tighter they are, the greater the chance.......
For someone to come and be there to watch......
When you have to scratch that itch on your crotch!!

cinnamontoast · #7 01-30-2007, 06:17 PM

I'll bite...

Yes, I know when it's showing, or when it's in danger of showing. It's hard to find jeans that fit sometimes, as jeans that fit my butt tend to gap out at the waist, making for some embarrassing situations. Thankfully, longer shirts are in style now, so it tends to hide any reverse cleavage most of the time.

And no, I don't find it attractive. Plumbers come to mind...

Dionysus · #8 01-30-2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cinnamontoast

I'll bite...

Yes, I know when it's showing, or when it's in danger of showing. It's hard to find jeans that fit sometimes, as jeans that fit my butt tend to gap out at the waist, making for some embarrassing situations. Thankfully, longer shirts are in style now, so it tends to hide any reverse cleavage most of the time.

And no, I don't find it attractive. Plumbers come to mind...

Nice first post.

And three words...

Hanes Her Way

Stef the Pef · #9 01-30-2007, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OtterXO

Right, but in my experience the women with cracks/thongs exposed are very rarely the attractive ones. I've determined that there's an inverse correlation between the attractiveness of a girl and the likelihood she will show her crack/boobs/hoo-haa/etc.

Haha, so true!

I'm just glad they're making lower underwear nowadays to go with the lower pants. I can't tell you how many times in junior high I saw those big ol' granny panties sticking out of someone's LEIs. Eesh. The pants hit at the hip and the undies hit at the waist. Yugh. Also thankful for longer shirts, too...I'm sort of living in long-sleeved polos lately that just...hit...a little past the top of my pants. Thank goodness. I'm so paranoid about mooning whoever's behind me that it's not even funny.

tld221 · #10 01-30-2007, 06:56 PM

on the flipside, i can honestly say that i've been crack-a-lackin many a times and didnt notice it. you'd think i'd feel a breeze or something, but no.

whitney said it best: crack is wack. which is exactly what you should discreetly tell a girl in the predicament. this way it gives her a minute to
a) think about what that means (provided shes not an idiot) and
b) think about how she wants to fix herself without it being obvious. cause if you, the informant, noticed, then at least half the room has noticed but didnt have the balls (or the care) to tell her.

or, you could be like Teresa in my 7th grade Spanish class, who thought this dialogue was appropriate:
Teresa: hey tld221, your you-know-what is showing. (using the phrase "you-know-what" is no good if people around you can hear it)
tld221: what? (me, looking around frantically)
Teresa: umm, your butt.

WTH?!

Stef the Pef · #11 01-30-2007, 07:09 PM

"Um, your butt."

LMAO! That phrase doesn't get nearly enough usage for the amount of laughs it gets, IMHO.

FSUZeta · #12 01-30-2007, 07:31 PM

james, i think those are female plumbers.

navane · #13 02-05-2007, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by James

Do women know when the cracks of their asses are showing?

Yes.

Uhm...not that I speak from experience or anything.

.....Kelly

<--- (So guilty that I was even given a nickname to honor my crackage)

ZTAngel · #14 02-05-2007, 08:40 AM

I was at my nail salon on Saturday when I spotted a girl sitting at the nail dryer with a fully exposed ass crack. Because I'm a nice person, I sat down next to her and quietly told her that she was exposed. She thanked me a million times and pulled up her pants. I guess some women don't notice.

I always grab the waist of my jeans and pull them up when I go to sit. This way, I can be assured that I'm getting proper coverage. I also wear longer shirts.

Stef the Pef · #15 02-06-2007, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ZTAngel

I always grab the waist of my jeans and pull them up when I go to sit. This way, I can be assured that I'm getting proper coverage. I also wear longer shirts.

Amen to that! I'm so glad longer shirts are finally coming back into style, too. That and the fact that Polo shirts are always just a couple inches longer in the back...maybe one of Ralph Lauren's cousins was a plumber or something and the shirts were made to help with that. Eesh.