Bad news for Mormon Boys

greekalum · #1 10-06-2006, 06:56 PM

Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

kathykd2005 · #2 10-06-2006, 07:07 PM

What a strange post.

valkyrie · #3 10-06-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by greekalum

Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

That still is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

kathykd2005 · #4 10-06-2006, 07:21 PM

It just creeps me out that literature like this is disseminated.

Munchkin03 · #5 10-09-2006, 08:19 AM

When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.

OH MAN.

CutiePie2000 · #6 10-09-2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Munchkin03

[i]When in bed, ...dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts.

Ummm? Is that healthy? Don't "the boys" need to be kept cool so that they can "breathe" freely? BIZARRE.

JenMarie · #7 10-09-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Munchkin03

When in bed, if that is where you have your problem for the most part, dress yourself for the night so securely that you cannot easily touch your vital parts, and so that it would be difficult and time consuming for you to remove those clothes. By the time you started to remove protective clothing you would have sufficiently controlled your thinking that the temptation would leave you.

OH MAN.

Grown men in footsie pjs? Maybe with a padlock on the zipper? Dang... I might make a fortune.

tld221 · #8 10-09-2006, 04:39 PM

"If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak."

this would suck if you were a male mormon bulemic with a masturbation problem.

then again, nothing fights the urge of self-loving like a sammich...

JonInKC · #9 10-09-2006, 08:28 PM

A tuna sandwich might backfire, though.