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06-20-2006, 10:11 AM
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will joining a fraternity help me get more guys?
So here is my problem. I am a classy, fun, cute girl. The total package. I have a lot of friends. But one thing is missing from my life: guys. I have tried everything I could possibly think of to attract a male companion. I have created profiles on every dating website out there, I joined a sorority to meet frat boys, heck, I even shave my armpits. But alas, nothing. In my quest to find some male companionship I have come up with another solution: join a fraternity. Those are teeming with guys. One of them has to be attracted to me. My friends all tell me that it's crazy and that the only suitable way to meet a guy is through an arranged marriage. Any advice?
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06-20-2006, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by KLPDaisy
So here is my problem. I am a classy, fun, cute girl. The total package. I have a lot of friends. But one thing is missing from my life: guys. I have tried everything I could possibly think of to attract a male companion. I have created profiles on every dating website out there, I joined a sorority to meet frat boys, heck, I even shave my armpits. But alas, nothing. In my quest to find some male companionship I have come up with another solution: join a fraternity. Those are teeming with guys. One of them has to be attracted to me. My friends all tell me that it's crazy and that the only suitable way to meet a guy is through an arranged marriage. Any advice?
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo
A for effort; C- for execution.
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06-20-2006, 11:00 AM
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Paradoy GC threads are like so 2003
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06-20-2006, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Pessimist Null
Paradoy GC threads are like so 2003
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SockPuppets are like sooooo 2005...even when the owner is obvious.
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06-20-2006, 03:15 PM
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Just give head.
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06-20-2006, 03:17 PM
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Just give head.
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Well geez, THAT can't be the problem...she does plenty of THAT.
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06-20-2006, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by AlphaFrog
Well geez, THAT can't be the problem...she does plenty of THAT.
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Oh your husband told you about the weekend we spent together?
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06-20-2006, 03:29 PM
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Oh your husband told you about the weekend we spent together?
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06-20-2006, 03:52 PM
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what is a sock puppet? I changed names forever. I'm no longer an Optimist. Greekchat has sucked all that right out of me. I'm going to go home and think of ways in which everyone alive sucks ass.
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06-21-2006, 07:24 AM
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Oh your husband told you about the weekend we spent together?
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Nah, I heard it from the guy that lives next to your building...the one in the cardboard box.
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06-21-2006, 09:15 AM
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Oh he moved. Now he lives on my fire escape.
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06-21-2006, 09:18 AM
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Oh he moved. Now he lives on my fire escape.
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Dang, now that's convenience for a booty call.
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I think pearls are lovely, especially when you need something to clutch. ~ AzTheta
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06-21-2006, 09:20 AM
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Don't ya know it.
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06-26-2006, 03:20 PM
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5 points for one of the greatest pictures ever created.
(It also happens to be the wallpaper on my computer at wokr.)
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06-26-2006, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by KLPDaisy
So here is my problem. I am a classy, fun, cute girl. The total package. I have a lot of friends. But one thing is missing from my life: guys. I have tried everything I could possibly think of to attract a male companion. I have created profiles on every dating website out there, I joined a sorority to meet frat boys, heck, I even shave my armpits. But alas, nothing. In my quest to find some male companionship I have come up with another solution: join a fraternity. Those are teeming with guys. One of them has to be attracted to me. My friends all tell me that it's crazy and that the only suitable way to meet a guy is through an arranged marriage. Any advice?
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Joining a fraternity will only help you if the fraternity is elite, Southern, and does not have a house that smells like feet.
http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...highlight=feet for those of you that forgot
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