Lord Jesus Light to the World

[lººk]

I pray to you Lord Jesus Christ, to make this topic widely read and divinely inspired by your words, your wisdom, and your teaching. Please make the members and the guests read or reply to this topic after your teaching thru me in each lesson. Amen.

(Administrator of this forum I hope you don't mind by my using this forum for Lord Jesus Light to the World. It will be one lesson per day or close to it. So it won't be cosidered spamming if I do one lesson per day or close to it. I am going to reply within this topic, not going to create another thread daily)

First lesson from Lord Jesus thru me.

Mark 4:21-25

Parable of the Lamp
21 Then Jesus asked them, "Would anyone light a lamp and then put it under a basket or under a bed? Of course not! A lamp is placed on a stand, where its light will shine.22 For everything that is hidden will eventually be brought into the open, and every secret will be brought to light.23 Anyone with ears to hear should listen and understand."
24 Then he added, "Pay close attention to what you hear. The closer you listen, the more understanding you will be given*—and you will receive even more.25 To those who listen to my teaching, more understanding will be given. But for those who are not listening, even what little understanding they have will be taken away from them."

[Drolefille]

I don't really have a problem with this, but if you're going to be teaching lessons... don't just quote the gospel. That's a lesson from Jesus through Mark...

[Rudey]

Originally posted by lººk
I pray to you Lord Jesus Christ, to make this topic widely read and divinely inspired by your words, your wisdom, and your teaching. Please make the members and the guests read or reply to this topic after your teaching thru me in each lesson. Amen.

(Administrator of this forum I hope you don't mind by my using this forum for Lord Jesus Light to the World. It will be one lesson per day or close to it. So it won't be cosidered spamming if I do one lesson per day or close to it. I am going to reply within this topic, not going to create another thread daily)

First lesson from Lord Jesus thru me.

Mark 4:21-25

Parable of the Lamp
21 Then Jesus asked them, "Would anyone light a lamp and then put it under a basket or under a bed? Of course not! A lamp is placed on a stand, where its light will shine.22 For everything that is hidden will eventually be brought into the open, and every secret will be brought to light.23 Anyone with ears to hear should listen and understand."
24 Then he added, "Pay close attention to what you hear. The closer you listen, the more understanding you will be given*—and you will receive even more.25 To those who listen to my teaching, more understanding will be given. But for those who are not listening, even what little understanding they have will be taken away from them."

Do you have any tapes on "Masterbation"?

-Rudey

[HBADPi]

Originally posted by Rudey
Do you have any tapes on "Masterbation"?

-Rudey

LOL!!!

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by Rudey
Do you have any tapes on "Masterbation"?

-Rudey

LMAAAAAAAAAO

[Tom Earp]

Rudey, You are a bad Boy, but still funny as hell!

Thank You!

[valkyrie]

If you're concerned about masturbation, you must read this little beauty.

Hey, look, or whatever your name is, are you Mormon?

[Tom Earp]

Is that spelled Mormom, or Moron?

Just want to make sure I understand!

[PiKA2001]

See people, this is what happens when you start a thread about your favorite sin.

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by valkyrie
If you're concerned about masturbation, you must read this little beauty.

Hey, look, or whatever your name is, are you Mormon?


17. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that
might create sexual excitement.

Is sleeping considered a "situation"?

I guess some us should never sleep then.

[PiKA2001]

Originally posted by Dionysus
Is sleeping considered a "situation"?

I guess some us should never sleep then.

I love this one!

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to
the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of
masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This
can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of
clothing which would be difficult to remove while half
asleep.

[kddani]

Originally posted by PiKA2001
I love this one!

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to
the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of
masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This
can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of
clothing which would be difficult to remove while half
asleep.

Lol, a little self S&M

[Rudey]

Originally posted by PiKA2001
I love this one!

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to
the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of
masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This
can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of
clothing which would be difficult to remove while half
asleep.

I seriously can not believe people write things like this, let alone think them.

-Rudey

[Tom Earp]

Rudey, it sounds sin full of Crap to Me!

Oh, well, I will have a lot of friends where We are going!

[Rudey]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Rudey, it sounds sin full of Crap to Me!

Oh, well, I will have a lot of friends where We are going!

I think it'll be more fun where we're going anyway hah.

-Rudey