Most creative facebook groups

Dionysus · #1 09-26-2005, 07:59 PM

Man there are some crazy ass groups on my school's facebook.

Share yours.

sugar and spice · #2 09-26-2005, 09:04 PM

Haha, I love this topic.

Some good ones:

"Frank Sinatra is the most gangster rapper ever."
"Drunk Facebook Friending Is the New Drunk Dialing."
"My Winter Coat Is a Bottle of Booze." (In Wisconsin, this is key.)
"The Best Way To Thank Your Wife For Sticking With You Through Cancer Is To Dump Her For Sheryl Crow." (Cracks me up.)
"Coasties Dress Funny." (It's true.)
"Toby Keith Is a Dumbass, and Yes, I am Basing My Entire Opinion off of Only One Song."
"People From Actual Cities and Not Some Douchebag Suburb"
"People Who Have or Have Wanted to Make Out with Their House Fellow" (A house fellow is the UW equivalent of an RA.)
"Holy Shit, I'm Awkward!" (My personal favorite -- people share stories straight out of Seventeen magazine's Trauma-Rama or whatever it was called.)
"I Don't Drink Wine Unless It Comes from a Box."

UKDaisy · #3 09-26-2005, 09:05 PM

some of my favorites that i am in...

I talk to squirrels on my way to class.... * b/c UK is swarming with squirrels *

I date assholes(UK chapter) - I'm an officer on this one.

... I have more, I need to start remembering them

a.e.B.O.T. · #4 09-26-2005, 09:41 PM

"I wish I was a hag"
"Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good... and Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"
"you pop your collar, i pop your sister"
"Mom, Dad, We Have to Talk. I'm...I'm planning to Major in the Fine Arts"
"Mary Kate is way better then Ashley"
"horny but not so anonymous"
"Finish your drink, there are sober people in Africa"
"w.w.j.d.d." --- what would jesus do drunk?

CUGreekgirl · #5 09-26-2005, 09:50 PM

Are You a Model? No Wait, You're the Idiot Who Got Dressed Up For Class (Georgia Southern Chapter)

I'm an embarrassement to my family and the entire human race every time I drink

I do the hangover swear weekly

C's get degrees

Can't I just major in how to be a good housewife?!?

Dionysus · #6 09-26-2005, 09:52 PM

"I Don't Drink Wine Unless It Comes from a Box."
"Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good... and Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too"

We have those too. But, who on earth is Derek Zoolander?

ADqtPiMel · #7 09-26-2005, 10:11 PM

Air Guitar is Many Things, but Over is not one of Them
Ohio is for Lovers, not Hawthorne Heights

GeekyPenguin · #8 09-26-2005, 10:25 PM

I'm from Milwaukee and that's more than you can say for yourself!
The I Want to Be Your Special Victim Club
Marquette Jumpin' Jesuits
I Only go to class because my prof is a DILF/MILF

MU and UW both have groups about how inferior the other school is, as well.

KSUViolet06 · #9 09-26-2005, 10:43 PM

"My phone is my best friend when I'm drunk"

"No, seriously, I probably don't like you. Yes, I'm an asshole."

"I hate Kent State toilet paper."

Betarulz! · #10 09-26-2005, 10:55 PM

Tom Emanski's AAU National Champions

Can Man Fans (Can man is a homeless guy on our campus who rides his bike around collecting pop cans to recycle for money.)

1 Lion could totally take on 40 midgets and win

I'm only in this club because someone flipped a coin and it came up tails (if you catch heads you don't get to be a part of the group).

I'm not from a small town and don't understand things like grain elevators and combines.

JP (one of of my pledge brothers) and VM should have a pinning. (Names removed from GC to protect the non commital)

My favorite, and by far the most creative in the country

THE SCARLET ARMY

check out their page here

Basically a Nebraska fan club, but it utilizes mass pokings and other facebook tactics to harrass opponents of the Huskers.

ShaedyKD · #11 09-26-2005, 10:58 PM

I Live In Florida and I Don't Care How Cold it Is........I Will Continue To Wear Flip-flops all Year

Sister Havana · #12 09-26-2005, 11:16 PM

From IU:

Chicago Suburbanites That Hate Having To Explain Where They Live When It's Way Easier To Say Chicago

I Went To Public School, Bitches!

I Compulsively Check Away Messages

My Other Teeth are Solid Gold

My Roommate Has Crabs

We Take it Up the ass From Kelley School of Business Exams

I Write On Chairs in Lecture Halls

Deep Down Inside I Really Do Love the Cold Dorms

sugar and spice · #13 09-26-2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dionysus

We have those too. But, who on earth is Derek Zoolander?

You must be kidding.
Or else you're seriously deprived.

I think every school has that particular Zoolander group.

Mel, we have "Air Guitar is Many Things, but Over is not one of Them" . . . which was formed in response to a group called "Start a Band. Because Air Guitar Is So Over."

One of my friends started "Guys in Ties Get Laid."

Other good ones:

"If We're Friends on the Facebook, We Should At Least Say Hello in Public."
"Is It Just Me, or Do White People Sometimes Look Alike?"
"There is a Facebook Group Solely Dedicated to Hating Me!"

a.e.B.O.T. · #14 09-26-2005, 11:41 PM

"Ill only ride the short bus if its going to the bar"
"Betty the lunch lady is hot shit"
"Hilary/Pedro 2008"
"I Tried To Ford the River and My F**king Oxen Died"
"Christian Conservatives must be stopped"
"I aspire to hook up in the stacks"
"I want to be a Soccer Dad when I get married"

ADqtPiMel · #15 09-26-2005, 11:44 PM

I wanna be an Ann Taylor mom but have Victoria's Secret sex!

and Heather, I actually got the air guitar group from a friend at Wisconsin.