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03-08-2005, 11:42 AM
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In this thread, Jesus H. Christ answers our questions.
my question was already answered. i can die happy now.
ask away!
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03-08-2005, 12:07 PM
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Dear Jesus,
Do you really speak to GW Bush like he claims and give him advice on his decisions?
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03-08-2005, 12:18 PM
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Jesus,
Please tell me the correlation between your resurrection and Cadbury creme eggs.
xoxo,
Lil' Hannah
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03-08-2005, 03:14 PM
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Dear Jesus,
What is the meaning of life?
Love, Sharon
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03-08-2005, 03:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Xylochick216
Dear Jesus,
What is the meaning of life?
Love, Sharon
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42.
Sorry, not Jesus, but I knew the answer anyhow.
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03-08-2005, 03:51 PM
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where is He today? 
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03-08-2005, 04:09 PM
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How come you never see really old fat people? Is it because everyone gets skinny when they're really old, or because all of the fat people already died?
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03-08-2005, 06:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ZTAngel
Dear Jesus,
Do you really speak to GW Bush like he claims and give him advice on his decisions?
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Its more like he speaks with me, and it can get rather annoying. When I find out who gave him my cell phone number, there's going to be hell to pay. Literally.
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03-08-2005, 07:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Jesus,
Please tell me the correlation between your resurrection and Cadbury creme eggs.
xoxo,
Lil' Hannah
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Its all about the chocolate. The more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Its the chocolate that binds us. Yeah, you have the metaphor of the egg. But what really brings all people together in unity? Chocolate.
xoxo,
Jesus
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03-08-2005, 07:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Xylochick216
Dear Jesus,
What is the meaning of life?
Love, Sharon
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Blessed art though for asking. The answer awaits all who pass through the pearly gates.
Love you back,
Jesus
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03-08-2005, 07:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ktsnake
42.
Sorry, not Jesus, but I knew the answer anyhow.
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In the name of the Dad, the Me, and the Holy Ghost, the answer awaits those who pass through the Pearly Gates and its not 42!
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03-08-2005, 07:05 PM
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Originally posted by AznSAE
where is He today?
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I'm always here, but I'm usually too busy to answer all who call.
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03-08-2005, 07:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by valkyrie
How come you never see really old fat people? Is it because everyone gets skinny when they're really old, or because all of the fat people already died?
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Because you're looking in all of the wrong places. They're not in your neck of the woods. Try a buffet in Fort Lauderdale.
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03-08-2005, 07:49 PM
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Give it a rest.
Your funniest is underwhelming! 
Oh, give My Dad My Best! 
Cranial Rectosious at its best!
Thank you for your da commercial! Take a cold shower, You aint funny!
Now, as a Theologian, where is Heaven, and where is Hell?
Gosh, what a menionite? 
Dont take it on the road, you will bomb! 
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03-09-2005, 06:22 PM
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Blessed art thou. I speak 2,874 languages, but not yours. Please state your questions in English, or another language that I speak, and I'll be delighted to answer you.
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