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Why I don't listen to my friends in matters of the heart:
Friend: Speaking of... how is [Senusret I's beau]?
Senusret I: he is fine....haven't talked to him on the phone in a bit, but i guess that's part of the time/space i am giving him
Friend: Don't give him any space you go up there and wait in the bushes in front of his house. Wait outside his job and throw rocks at his window at three in the morning.
Senusret I: LOLOLOL
Friend: I don't care. Those are my methods. And I advise you to use them. So what he files a restraining order
Senusret I: LOLOL
Friend: He'll get over and realize you really care
Senusret I: SICK
Friend: Okay maybe my methods are a little too extreme. Just call him five times in a one minute time span and then don't call anymore that day.
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