John Kerry has Daughters!?!?!

BobbyTheDon · #1 10-25-2004, 08:45 PM

I had no freaking clue John Kerry had daughters! Let alone two of them! How old are they?

This is crazy, this jerkoff seems to rival everything BUsh does. Bush has two daughters...now Kerry has two daughters.

All four of them are quite attractive. I'd give them a 6, which in many guys eyes...anything above a 5 with a decent body is....ok well i won't go there.

Do you all remember Rudeys quote about how he would reach the pinnacle of greatness if he got a BUsh Daughter? Well, now we should throw in Kerry's daughters too.

WHO KNEW!

#2 10-25-2004, 09:06 PM

Um, I don't see how the "jerkoff" rivals Bush in the offspring department. He's always had daughters, and if you want to be technical and shit, Alexandra (30) and Vanessa (27) are obviously older than Jenna and Babs Bush, so technically John Kerry had two daughters first.

Let's not also forget about John's superly handsome Heinz stepsons: John (37), Andre (34), and Chris (31).

AGDee · #3 10-25-2004, 09:42 PM

I was going to reply and realized that my sister Sandy said it all perfectly!

GeekyPenguin · #4 10-25-2004, 10:36 PM

Let's discuss the sons. Let's find photos of the sons!

kddani · #5 10-25-2004, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Let's discuss the sons. Let's find photos of the sons!

please do. hot hot hot, and yinzers to boot!

#6 10-25-2004, 10:57 PM

I know, perhaps KR should rename this thread to say JOHN KERRY HAS STEPSONS!

33girl · #7 10-26-2004, 12:16 AM

Chris Heinz is even finer than his daddy (who was not bad at all). Get off my man Gwyneth you hobag.

W's got a nephew too. yummmmmmm.

Peaches-n-Cream · #8 10-26-2004, 12:21 AM

Do those Heinz brothers live in Pittsburgh? I think it might be time for a road trip!

neonsparkles · #9 10-26-2004, 04:32 AM

I just want to know if Chris is seeing anyone... I don't think 31 and 21 is TOO large of an age difference?!?!

mmcat · #10 10-26-2004, 07:46 AM

my my my those boys are easy on the eyes.
a nice present for an early tuesday
thanks sandy

_Opi_ · #11 10-26-2004, 08:41 AM

Nice..

XOMichelle · #12 10-26-2004, 11:57 AM

The one Kerry daughter is a medical student at Harvard. :-) Smart girl!

UKDaisy · #13 10-26-2004, 01:31 PM

Which Kerry daughter wore the see-thru with no underwear dress at the Canes or however spell it awards? They were just talking about it on VH1 and I missed which one it was.

EagleChick19 · #14 10-26-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by UKDaisy
Which Kerry daughter wore the see-thru with no underwear dress at the Canes or however spell it awards? They were just talking about it on VH1 and I missed which one it was.

It was Alexandra Kerry, the older of Kerry's daughters. It happened in May at the Cannes Film Festival. Here's the link to the Snopes version:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kerry.asp

#15 10-26-2004, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by BobbyTheDon
you BASTARDS!

HOw dare you hi-jack my Thread.

Remember, there are more of us than there are of your kind.

And mmcat, it was my pleasure...I'm always down for early AM eye candy myself.