Questions and Answers Pop Culture Style

Here's the deal, pretend like you are being interviewed by a magazine. The Interviewer will ask you questions but you can only answers with lines, lyrics and quotes from Popular Culture. If a response is a real obscure reference let us know where you got it from with a footnote. Kinda like APA style.

I know y'all can get creative with it cuz y'all is S-M-A-R-T.

*knock on door*

*door opens*

Scoop Larue: Hi, I'm Miss Scoop Larue from Nosey Folks on the Net. Are you laidbackfella?

laidbackfella: YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Scoop Larue: Well I wanted to conduct an interview for the online Magazine, Nosey Folks on the Net.

laidbackfella: S@#$..there's a draft, shut the door chic and come on in!(1)

Scoop Larue: Ooo..Mmmm...OK. Where would you like me to sit?

laidbackfella: Right Thurr

Scoop Larue: Ok rumor has it that you're 30 and still single. Is that true?

laidbackfella: Fa Shizzle, Ma nizzle

Scoop Larue: So what is it? What type of woman are you looking for?

laidbackfella: I like em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian(2)

Scoop Larue: OK, well that's a wide range....Is there anything else you look for?

laidbackfella: I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Scoop Larue: LOL, OK. TMI but thank you anyway. Just so we can be clear on your preference. Have you ever been attracted to members of the same sex?

laidbackfella: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!?!?!!?!?!?

Scoop Larue: Have you ever been interested in men?

laidbackfella: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!?!?!!?!?!?

Scoop Larue: Are you living on the DL?

laidbackfella: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!?!?!!?!?!?

Scoop Larue: So I guess it's safe to say you are Heterosexual and deal with women only?

laidbackfella: YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Scoop Larue: Is there anything you'd like to ask our female readers?

laidbackfella: Is there any more room for me in those jeans?

Scoop Larue: HMmmm, OK. We'll have to see if they reply to that. Is there anyone you'd like to shout out?

laidbackfella: One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done
and your wigs tight, word up
One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi
That's for real
One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top
Yeah
And big up to my french vanillas
Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons
and all that good stuff(3)

Scoop Larue: Well thank you so much for your time.

laidbackfella: Roll out!

Scoop Larue: ....E..excuse me?

laidbackfella: Get your hat, your coat and leave.

Scoop Larue: Well I'm outta here.

laidbackfella: Peace Up, A Town Down.


(1) Jay-Z - Jigga What, Jigga Who
(2) Tribe Called Quest - Electric Relaxation
(3) Raekwon the Chef ft Ghostface Killer, Cappachino, Method Man - Ice Cream

*telephone ring*

Scoop Larue: Hello?

laidbackfella: I'm sorry for the way that I did you (1)

Scoop LaRue: huh?...Who is this?

laidbackfella: It's Big L (2)

Scoop LaRue: L...laidbackfella? I'm still upset by how you just put me outta your house like that.

laidbackfella: I know that I'm carrying on,
nevermind if I'm showing off
I was just frontin (3)

Scoop LaRue: Ok, just don't do no messed up junk like that again. I believe I could whip your behind.

laidbackfella: Don't believe the hype (4)

Scoop LaRue: OK, we'll see. I'm glad you called. You're an Omega right?

laidbackfella: Rrrrrr arf arf what the deal (5)

Scoop LaRue: I've heard that there are Perps out there. These folks pretend like they are a part of different organizations. Do you have any idea why they might do this?

laidbackfella: Cocaine is a Helluva Drug

Scoop Larue: What goes through your mind when you've confirmed that someone is a Perp?

laidbackfella: Awnaw! Hell naw! Boy
Y'all done up and done it (6)

Scoop Larue: So what happens when someone gets caught Perpin?

laidbackfella: Kick in the door, wavin the four-four
All you heard was Poppa don't hit me no more (7)

Scoop LaRue: Whoa that sounds serious. Well lemme write this up. Will you be around later?

laidbackfella: I'm going back to Cali.. hmm, I don't think so (8)

Scoop LaRue: Oh Cali is that where you are from?

laidbackfella: If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East
I live out there, so don't go there
But that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the West
See some nice breasts in the West (9)

Scoop LaRue: So what's going down in Cali?

laidbackfella: California Love (10)

Scoop LaRue: OK well thank you for the interview.

laidbackfella: Say Hello to Dee for me

Scoop LaRue: Dee Who

laidbackfella: Deez N@#$...hahahahahaha

*click*


(1) Ruben Studdard - Sorry 2004
(2) Big L - No Endz, No Skinz
(3) Pharell - Frontin
(4) Public Enemy - Don't Believe the Hype
(5) DMX - Get at Me Dawg
(6) Nappy Roots - Awnaw
(7) Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the Door
(8) LL Cool J - Goin Back to Cali
(9) Notorious B.I.G. - Goin back to Cali
(10) 2pac ft Dr. Dre - California Love