Toasts: Screw men/love, etc

kddani · #1 02-14-2004, 08:15 PM

Going out tonight with the girls, anyone have some good toasts/cheers that say screw love, screw men, screw all this crap

AGDee · #2 02-14-2004, 08:22 PM

Here's to the men that we love,
And here's to the men that love us,
But the men that we love aren't the men that love us,
so to He** with the men, here's to US!

Lady Pi Phi · #3 02-14-2004, 08:23 PM

There's this one...my personal fav!

"Here's the boys we love,
and here's to the boys that live us.
If the boys we love don't love us,
the f*** the boys and here's to us!"

Happy V-Day...I'll be spending it with the single folks, and I know I'm going to have a great time!!!

ETA: Damn she beat me to it!

LadyBug103 · #4 02-14-2004, 09:03 PM

Valentine's Day
Wish I had a sweetheart
It's Valentine's Day
Didn't even get a stinkin' card
It's Valentine's Day
I just have to say
I hate Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day
And I didn't get no chocolate
It's Valentine's Day
If I had a heart I'd hock it
It's Valentine's Day
All I have to say
I hate Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day
And I hope it finds you healthy
It's Valentine's Day
I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (?)
It's Valentine's Day
I just love to say
I hate fuckin' Valentine's Day

Ahhh.....its a song by Jewel!! Brilliant! haha!! No boyfriend, so I'm going out to hang out with my girls!!

rainbowbrightCS · #5 02-14-2004, 10:01 PM

I am going to go eat fast food, why? Becuase I can, there is no guy out there that I need to stay 'firm"

Tomorow I start back on the treadmill, but for tonight. Screw the diet!

SigKapSmurf · #6 02-14-2004, 10:33 PM

I was at a wrestling meet all day and it is off to dinner with the single girls tonight. Can't complain though because I did have a ton of fun so far!

Optimist Prime · #7 02-14-2004, 11:10 PM

Here's to all the loving couples...
I hope you get Herpes!

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Rudey · #8 02-15-2004, 02:44 AM

AWWW You're all LONELY!

-Rudey
--Like homless people and shiznit!

Optimist Prime · #9 02-15-2004, 04:09 AM

Rudey, are you talking to me? No body else is aruod. So I guess you're talking to me.

edited because of spelling

UKDaisy · #10 02-15-2004, 05:02 AM

Here's to the Girls! I had a girls day too! My mom came up and we shopped, then a couple of sisters and I went to walmart and got some fun stuff and just stayed home! I even bought my own piece of jewerly b/c this time last year I was getting my sapphires and diamonds necklace.....

But my earrings are pretty!

kddani · #11 02-15-2004, 05:25 AM

Hope everyone had fun! It's 4AM and I just got home.
Fun night at the club, ran into some guys we knew way back in freshman/sophomore year. Went to Ritters afterward (you Pittsburgh peeps know that's where you go late night), and now i'm home.

Ace from the Real World was at the club we were at tonight.... not as cute in person, just looked like any regular schmoe.

And I got a big chocolate heart from the DJ! Woohoo, I did get some chocolate!