...you take on extra work to have an excuse to avoid them...
...they ask for a ride up the street and you say, "I'm going the other way" without even finding out where they are going...
...you can lie straight up to their face and not feel guilty...
...you don't want to pay your cell/pager bill just so they can blow it up...
...you would rather watch paint dry than talk to them...
...they are the reason you got caller ID...
...you learn to identify the sound of their walk so you can get away before they show up...
...you front like no one is home like a Jehova's Witness was outside...
And that's
with the car chilling in the driveway.
...everything they say annoys you no matter what it is(Hi/Bye/God Bless You/What time is it?/HAHA
EVERYTHING!!)...
...you can decipher the sound of their car coming up the street(I do it all the time)...
...you feel bad about introducing them to your friends...
...they come up with long lists about other annoying people

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