HC I want to give you a little glimpse into my world?
HC peep the time of this post?
HC at around 10:30 or 11:00pm, I had a student vomit in her bed?
HC this has never happened to me before?
HC I make sure the student is ok in the bathroom?
HC then I go strip her bed?
HC then I wash her bedding?
HC then I tell my boss?
HC then I wipe down her mattress with a little ammonia?
HC I'm thinking that in the meantime, my boss is calling her mother?
HC I was wrong?
HC she gives the girl a can of ginger ale?
HC she gives me this BOGUS @$$ explanation?
HC she said, "I didn't call her mother because her vomit didn't smell sour; it smelled like she had just eaten, so I gave her a ginger ale to settle her stomach. It didn't smell like she had a sour stomach?"
HC I ain't say a single word?
HC inside I was like, whatever, not my call?
HC I came inside my apartment and shut my door?
HC I have NEVER heard any crap like that?
HC ALL vomit smells sour to me?
HC COME ON NOW???
HC at any rate, the student goes back to sleep?
HC at around 1:30am, I think about going to check on her?
HC I was on the phone, though, and was gonna do it when I got off?
HC at 1:54am I hear these weird noises?
HC I go out into the hall, and said student is vomiting AGAIN, but this time in the hallway?
HC poor baby?

HC I get her to the bathroom to take care of her there?
HC then I go to call my boss?
HC then I begin to clean the carpet and the floor of the student's room?
HC in the meantime, my boss (who is clearly out of sorts b/c I just woke her up) is pacing the floor trying to figure out if she should call the girl's mother?
HC I don't say a single word; I'm cleaning the floor?
HC she doesn't want to call the mother at 2am?
HC this could have all been avoided if she had called her at 11pm?
HC but nooooooo?
HC her vomit didn't smell sour?

HC the girl is going home?
HC poor baby?

HC get this?
HC while I'm cleaning the hallway and the room, the chick's roommate wakes up?
HC this heffa (who is SO VAIN) says, "I cannot get back to sleep with y'all out there talkin' all loud and stuff?"
HC I went off?
HC I told her that FOR ONCE she needed to be concerned with someone other than herself?

HC I swear, they don't pay me enough?
HC the title of the thread stems from The Eminem Show?