My brother . . . once again

OK, I couldn't find the other thread about my 16-yr.-old brother so I am starting another one. I am so mad at him. Here is the deal:

He had a wreck a month ago and has to help pay for his car to be fixed. It's kind of like a responsibility lesson, etc. etc. Well, my parents are letting him do chores around the house that need to be done and that they don't really want to do. lol.

Well, I hate washing my car so I said if he washed it, vacuumed it, cleaned the windows on the inside with Windex, wiped the dashboard with ArmorAll, and waxed it that I'd pay him $50 because that's really all I can afford. Plus, it's cheaper than someone else doing it and he usually does it better than a store could do. Well, he didn't, so he has to do it over. Well, he started to act goofy and a pain in the butt. He grabbed my keys out of my purse (#1 offense), got in the car (which he isn't insured on) and cranked it (#2 offense), blasted down the driveway in reverse (#3 offense) and backed into a stack of cinder blocks that had been in our neighbor's driveway to prevent people from driving on the newly laid driveway (#4 offense). BTW, my car is a 2003 Chevy Malibu which is only 6 months old.

ARGHHHHH!!!!!!! He'd already pitched a fit about not being able to go to a friend's house. This is the "friend" that ran into his car at 15 years old. WHAT AN EVENING I HAVE HAD!

[AXJules]

That sux, girl.
Find a shotgun and get to work.

[Rudey]

Bang him.

-Rudey
--With your pen15.

AXJules, I have thought about it. Maybe I should just pin him up by his balls and let him dangle.

[kafromTN]

Why would you be touching your brother's balls?
Does that strike anyone else as odd?

-Mark

Just a note, this is sarcasm, don't take offense.

[ThetaGrrl]

Oh, girl, my little brother and I get into it ALL THE TIME! We are continually fighting, and he always cops this huge attitude with everyone.

I think adolescent boys are just worthless.

[AXJules]

Originally posted by Rudey
Bang him.

-Rudey
--With your pen15.

In 6th grade me and all these girls convinced a 4th grader to be in the "Pen 15" club. She cried and cried when she saw what we wrote on her hand and her mother washed her mouth out with soap.

That was the only time I ever got in trouble in school. LOL looking back now, that was pretty bitchy.

/hijack


At least make the dipshit pay for repairs!!!

[Rudey]

Originally posted by AXJules
In 6th grade me and all these girls convinced a 4th grader to be in the "Pen 15" club. She cried and cried when she saw what we wrote on her hand and her mother washed her mouth out with soap.

That was the only time I ever got in trouble in school. LOL looking back now, that was pretty bitchy.

/hijack


At least make the dipshit pay for repairs!!!

I still do that and I'm 49.

-Rudey
--It's cool.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by Rudey
I still do that and I'm 49.

-Rudey
--It's cool.

LIES! You're over 50 and a member of the AARP.

Do all of the above things the GCers suggested, and in addition to that, get your dogs (or neighbor's dogs if you don't have any) and have them piss and shit all over your brother's bed. It's a chore getting all of it out.

Can you tell I hated my older brother?

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by OohTeenyWahine
Do all of the above things the GCers suggested, and in addition to that, get your dogs (or neighbor's dogs if you don't have any) and have them piss and shit all over your brother's bed. It's a chore getting all of it out.

Can you tell I hated my older brother?

Yeah winthrop, go her way.

The last time one of my brothers tried to get sassy with me, I threw a hot greasy fork at him. Unfortunately, I missed. He told me I was psycho. Yeah right. I see that he's been behaving himself since that incident.

[KillarneyRose]

Someone needs to smack that little $hit upside the head

[ZTAngel]

My sister has been evil lately. We usually get along but we got into a huge fight while I was back home the other week. Now that we're older, we don't get into physical fights and we don't throw stuff at each other.
We usually end up ignoring each other for a few weeks. This time, I was really pissed so I told my mother about how over the summer my sister threw a HUGE party at my parents' place while they were out of town for the weekend. Complete with a keg. I would never have been that daring. Needless to say, my mom screamed at my sister for an hour and probably will never trust her again. I felt bad but I was pissed.

[Rudey]

Did anyone else con their siblings into practicing WWF moves on them? My biggest achievement as a 10 year old was suplexing my sister.

-Rudey
--That retard used to rat me out for that crap too.

[Jill1228]

Thank you! My sentiments exactly! And if anyone wants to give him the ass whuppin he so richly deserves...

the line forms behind me!

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Someone needs to smack that little $hit upside the head