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12-11-2003, 09:31 PM
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Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for Southern California
This is something silly for those who are familiar with the areas in California. Some of these are funny!
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the Southern California market:
Irvine Barbie This princess Barbie is only sold at The Irvine Spectrum. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version only.
Tustin Barbie This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included. Headset sold separately.
Van Nuys Barbie This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit.! This model is only available after dark and canonly be paid for in cash, preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop; then, we don't know what you're talking about!
Santa Monica Barbie This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
Fontana Barbie This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans, two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her
pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker
absolutely free.
Newport Beach Barbie This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard-print bikinioutfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription available.
Riverside Barbie This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Fontana Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.
Laguna Beach Barbie This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long, straight, brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Laguna Beach Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
Long Beach Barbie This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and buspass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
Rancho Santa Margarita Barbie She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away working.
City of Industry Barbie This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a meat-packer's uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not available for City of Industry Barbie or Ken.
West Hollywood Barbie/Ken This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts.
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12-11-2003, 09:32 PM
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12-11-2003, 10:07 PM
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HAHAHA my friend sent me something similar about Phoenix... it was really funny, I'll have to see if I can find it
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12-11-2003, 10:21 PM
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Must be something going around... here is the Vancouver version...
West Van Barbie:
This 'Princess Barbie' is only sold at Park Royal (at selected stores only). She comes with assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a 2 Million dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, spa certificates for Tiba, and a workaholic cheating husband Dr.Ken.
Tsawwassen / White Rock Barbie:
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan (traffic jamming cell phone sold separately). She gets lost easily, and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. You can find this Barbie walking the beach in the mornings or trying to work off her extra pounds at Just Ladies Fitness. Optional matching gym outfit.
East Van Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls.
Yaletown Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, and for an added bonus, a $200,000, 400 square foot bachelorette pad. She walks her Chiuwawa, named Pookie every morning to Starbucks for her Grande, double shot, skinny, sugar-free vanilla latte. Also available, numerous Platinum credit cards and Shallow-Ken. You can find this Barbie at Yaletown Yoga Studio 3 times a week. This Barbie takes Pookie to her job as a Financial Analyst.
Cloverdale Barbie:
This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's a$$ when she's drunk. A pickup is available with JR Country Radio bumper stickers.
Aldergrove Barbie:
The Parkside version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions swear incessantly and are not recommended for children. She is a GRCC drop-out, and has never made it out of what she calls "the rockin' grove"
>Surrey Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted mullet wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi, and a 1996 Camaro Z-28.
Maple Ridge Barbie:
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark Polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut. Options include a Rick James T-shirt, Wal-Mart purse and outdated shoes.
Chilliwack Barbie:
This flannel wearing Barbie comes with her own 4-H ribbon collection, brown pick up truck and blue eye shadow. She's a country girl at heart with cow manure odoured boots (scratch and sniff the soles for a realistic dose of country fun). Cowboy Ken is toothless and also clad in red and black flannel check shirt. You can find Cowboy Ken making a fool of himself in the stands at local hockey games.
Richmond Barbie:
This chemically treated, black with red streaked hair Barbie, with her Burberry handbag and matching scarf, comes with a hot little Mercedes with Hello Kitty stuffed toys on the dash, funded directly from her rich Grandparents. This one of a kind Barbie also comes with an unlimited amount of Platinum credit cards. Speed-loving Ken is also available with the choice of a souped up Honda Civic or Subaru Impreza.
Kitsilano Barbie:
This Barbie is usually found shopping on 4th Ave in her Lululemon yoga outfit and carrying a bag of fresh organic veggies from 'Choices' with her snowboarding shaggy haired boyfriend Ken. On weekends you can find this Barbie babe at The Sushi Eatery with a swarm of Barbie friends. You can purchase this Barbie's torn Levi's, buffalo sweater and crocheted purse for her laid-back days.
West-End Ken
You can purchase this special Ken at select Boys Co. stores, and he comes complete with a tight black shirt and leather pants. Ken is usually found struttin' down Davie or dancin' at the Oddessy NightClub.
Shaugnessy Barbie:
This Barbie has recently been divorced. She comes with Ken's car, Ken'sboat, and Ken's house.
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12-11-2003, 11:45 PM
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I have one of those about Omaha! I read it to my parent's and they busted up laughing.
Here are a few others that are on the Omaha list that aren't on your's:
Bellevue/LaVista Barbie: This model is only available at the JC Penny catalog Store or at any parochial school bazaar. It cannot be purchased on Saturday night (because of Trivia nights) and Sundays (grade school picnics). It comes with a case of Busch Beer, pork steaks, a recipe for Hash Brown Casserole, a 1987 Plymouth Voyager and one cell phone (circa 1982, big as a toaster) for the whole family with 15 anytime minutes. She is wearing the latest fashion from Target that she wore on Easter Sunday. It also comes with Ken (wearing the latest soccer t-shirt two sizes too small), a sack of Krispy Cremes and a 72 oz. BIG GULP.
North Omaha Barbie: RECENTLY PAROLED! Barbie comes with a 9 mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This Barbie also comes with 6 children by 4 different Ken. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash, preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop. Then we don't know what you're talking about.
South Omaha Barbie: This Barbie is only available at the Family Dollar. She speaks no English but comes with 2 children to translate for her. Comes with another Barbie's social security numer. Ken comes already dressed in his uniform for his night job at the local meat packing plant. A Chevy pickup with a Jesus mural and Virgin Mary yard ornament are sold seperately.
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OMG!!! I love it!!! Those are so true though, that's the funniest part!!!
But where is West Omaha Barbie?? That's all me man, and they don't have her.
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12-11-2003, 11:52 PM
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Must be something going around... here is the Vancouver version...
West Van Barbie:
This 'Princess Barbie' is only sold at Park Royal (at selected stores only). She comes with assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a 2 Million dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift, spa certificates for Tiba, and a workaholic cheating husband Dr.Ken.
Tsawwassen / White Rock Barbie:
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan (traffic jamming cell phone sold separately). She gets lost easily, and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. You can find this Barbie walking the beach in the mornings or trying to work off her extra pounds at Just Ladies Fitness. Optional matching gym outfit.
East Van Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls.
Yaletown Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, and for an added bonus, a $200,000, 400 square foot bachelorette pad. She walks her Chiuwawa, named Pookie every morning to Starbucks for her Grande, double shot, skinny, sugar-free vanilla latte. Also available, numerous Platinum credit cards and Shallow-Ken. You can find this Barbie at Yaletown Yoga Studio 3 times a week. This Barbie takes Pookie to her job as a Financial Analyst.
Cloverdale Barbie:
This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's a$$ when she's drunk. A pickup is available with JR Country Radio bumper stickers.
Aldergrove Barbie:
The Parkside version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions swear incessantly and are not recommended for children. She is a GRCC drop-out, and has never made it out of what she calls "the rockin' grove"
>Surrey Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted mullet wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi, and a 1996 Camaro Z-28.
Maple Ridge Barbie:
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark Polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut. Options include a Rick James T-shirt, Wal-Mart purse and outdated shoes.
Chilliwack Barbie:
This flannel wearing Barbie comes with her own 4-H ribbon collection, brown pick up truck and blue eye shadow. She's a country girl at heart with cow manure odoured boots (scratch and sniff the soles for a realistic dose of country fun). Cowboy Ken is toothless and also clad in red and black flannel check shirt. You can find Cowboy Ken making a fool of himself in the stands at local hockey games.
Richmond Barbie:
This chemically treated, black with red streaked hair Barbie, with her Burberry handbag and matching scarf, comes with a hot little Mercedes with Hello Kitty stuffed toys on the dash, funded directly from her rich Grandparents. This one of a kind Barbie also comes with an unlimited amount of Platinum credit cards. Speed-loving Ken is also available with the choice of a souped up Honda Civic or Subaru Impreza.
Kitsilano Barbie:
This Barbie is usually found shopping on 4th Ave in her Lululemon yoga outfit and carrying a bag of fresh organic veggies from 'Choices' with her snowboarding shaggy haired boyfriend Ken. On weekends you can find this Barbie babe at The Sushi Eatery with a swarm of Barbie friends. You can purchase this Barbie's torn Levi's, buffalo sweater and crocheted purse for her laid-back days.
West-End Ken
You can purchase this special Ken at select Boys Co. stores, and he comes complete with a tight black shirt and leather pants. Ken is usually found struttin' down Davie or dancin' at the Oddessy NightClub.
Shaugnessy Barbie:
This Barbie has recently been divorced. She comes with Ken's car, Ken'sboat, and Ken's house.
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If Richmond BC is anything like Richmond Hill, Ontario, then the Barbie should be a talking Barbie with a Trista Rehn like whiney voice. OK, that was mean....
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12-12-2003, 02:47 AM
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HAHAHAHA, I love it Hootie, those are great!!! Sad to say, but many of my friends and myself (yikes!) definately fit into a mix of Regency and West Omaha Barbie...hehe. Great stuff, that made my night, thanks!
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12-12-2003, 09:48 AM
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The Boston Barbies
My mom sent me this a few days ago.. it's amazing how true some of these are!
Mattel announces the release of models of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Boston-area market:
Newton Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Chestnut Hill Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Revere Barbie : This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased her beer-gutted boyfriend Ken out of her triple decker. Her make-up is dark red lipliner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through
halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a rusty old Ford pick up.
Lexington Barbie : This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
Dorchester Barbie : This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop. Then we don't know what you're talking about.
Brookline Barbie : This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway.
Billerica Barbie : This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a Harley Davidson shirt and has a tattoo of a Tweety bird on her shoulder. She has big, stiff hair, a six pack of Bud Light and a Lynard Skynard CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Mullet-haired Kenny doll's ass when she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get its NASCAR bumper stickers absolutely free!
Nahant Barbie : This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
leopard-print beach outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while she entertains friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription available.
Cambridge Barbie : This doll is made of actual tofu, has long gray hair and archless feet, sandals with white socks, no makeup and a mutt. She prefers that you call her "Willow."
Dedham Barbie : This soccer mom Barbie comes with a Suburban or Minivan and comes equipped with TV, VCR and DVD player and baby car seats or boosters for the 8 kids permanently attached to the seats of the vehicle. This toddler toting Barbie comes with cell phone, pager, palm pilot, and dressed in gym clothes with Nike Air tennis shoes. Vehicle of choice comes with Jesus fish and stuffed Tiger with suction cup paws to stick on rear window.
Bumper sticker for honor roll student and Chuck E Cheese Pizza optional.
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12-12-2003, 11:34 AM
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I want a Pasadena or Rose Bowl Barbie.
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12-12-2003, 11:50 AM
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I wonder if any one can find one for Altanta or Phoenix?
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12-12-2003, 11:54 AM
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12-12-2003, 12:27 PM
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Here's the Chicago version:
Highland Park Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with a Lexus or BMW SUV, with a nav system because she gets lost easily. She has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Optional traffic-jamming cell phone and matching gym outfits are sold separately.
Cicero Barbie: This recently-paroled Barbie comes with a 9-mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows, and a Meth-Lab Ken. A Mexican version is also available.
Lincoln Park Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped-up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card, and shallow Ken.
Peoria Barbie: This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light And a Hank, Jr.CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers.
Halsted Barbie: This Barbie actually comes in two variations. One has long gray hair, no makeup, flat feet in Birkenstocks, and a mutt. The other has boy-cut brown highlighted hair, Abercrombie T-shirt and cargo pants, combat boots, and a pit bull.
Humboldt Park Barbie: This bitch of a Barbie comes with a knife to stab other Barbies in the back, miniskirt, and tons of makeup. Work continues on development of a companion "Hyde Park Barbie" but the prototype keeps getting herself shot.
Lake Forest and Kenilworth Barbie: This True Blonde shops exclusively in town. She has an MBA from Northwestern but has never worked outside the home. She drives a Land Rover (sold separately). Her child's stroller is bigger than your house, and her tennis trophies are discreetly hidden behind CEO Ken's golf trophies. She knows enough Spanish to talk with the nanny; Tagalog to speak to the Filipino cook; and Polish for the housekeeper and painter respectively. Her family owns a winery in Napa, but she buys cases of "2-Buck Chuck" at Trader Joe's, hence the need for the rear-loading Land Rover.
Berwyn Barbie: Big hair sprayed black with overdone makeup and housecoat. Cooks up a mean batch of meatballs, and great lasagna. Comes with plastic covered sofas.
Wrigleyville Barbie: Cubs hat and tank top, bleacher tan, Kosher hot-dog, and overpriced Old Style in hand.
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12-12-2003, 09:03 PM
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All of these Barbies are hiliarious!
Absoluteuscchick, do post the Phoenix version when you find them!
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12-12-2003, 09:52 PM
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All of these Barbies are hiliarious!
Absoluteuscchick, do post the Phoenix version when you find them!
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Ok well I had it and I emailed it out, but when I cleaned out my mailbox, I deleted it!!! I'm so mad...it was HILARIOUS!!!! I'm going to email my parents to see if they still have it!
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YAY!!! I found it in my sent mail folder!!!!!
Subject: FW: Perfect for the Holidays!!
Mattel announces the release of models of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Phoenix area market:
Scottsdale Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only sold at The Borgata. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Arcadia Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only sold at Scottsdale Fashion Square. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus or Suburban, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a refurbished house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
South Phoenix Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop. Then we don't know what you're talking about.
North Central Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Optional matching gym outfit. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. But you can't afford them anyway.
Glendale/Peoria Barbie:
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and has a tattoo of a Tweety bird on her shoulder. She has big, stiff hair, a six pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Mullet-haired Kenny doll's --- when she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a lift kit absolutely free.
Ahwatukee Barbie:
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a tight leopard-print outfit and drinks margaritas while she entertains girlfriends by the hot tub in the back yard. No vehicle necessary, she can't find her own house. Percocet prescription available.
Chandler Barbie:
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeledsandals with one broken heel from the time she chased her beer-gutted boyfriend out of West Side Barbie's house. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a rusty old Ford pick up.
Texas Transplant Barbie:
This Barbie comes with a Ford SUV (with Texas plates), a knife to stab other Barbies in the back, tons of makeup, and really big hair. Carnivore Ken sold separately.
Mesa Barbie:
Pale Blonde shoulder length hair and blue eyes with android expression, complete with bible in one hand and a crucifix in the other. This Barbie sports a special limited edition "What Would Jesus Do?" Sweatshirt and drives an American car with an "Abortion Stops a Beating Heart" Sticker. Sedan also available with Focus on the Family bumper sticker.
North Scottsdale Barbie:
This Barbie is the most expensive, due to her extravagant outfit: Mink full length coat and 5 carat diamond ring, Prada shoes and Versace pantsuit, with real human hair that has been personally styled by Jose Heber. This Barbie also has a blank stare and is nicknamed Botox Barbie. North Scottsdale Barbie drives a chrome accented Mercedes SUV that has never seen a dirt road. North Scottsdale Ken also comes with Prada outfit and is sold with a snifter glass of brandy and a Cuban cigar.
Tempe Barbie:
This Barbie comes complete with dirty, bare feet, acid washed jeans, T-shirt with a kitten on the front, denim purse from the "Out-of-business" sale at Pic-N-Save and food stamps. If you can afford it, her accessory package includes primer colored 1982 Pontiac Sedan, suspended license and a mutt with 13 puppies. Sorry, Ken can not be found. Shoes are not available with this Barbie.
ETA: SOOOO True (except for the college students in tempe!!)
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