Who really wears the pants in the family...

[Sexy Mocha]

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big, burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants." she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell" he said. "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your goddam attitude changes!"

Just a little reminder ladies of who really wears the pants in the family!

[Discogoddess]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to tell this one to my new hubby tonight!

DG

[AKA2D '91]

I like that!


That is too funny!

[Positive Kay]

Hey, I'm up on a late nite creep, can't sleep. I was getting a little drowsy until I read this. That was really something to think about. My boyfriend and I don't live together so this has yet to be REALLY established. BUT.......in my parents home, my dad wears thr pants but mom has to tell how to put them on every now and then, if you get what I'm saying. For those who don't get it, don't worry about it!! It's late and I'm talking off of the top of my head!!

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Positive Kay

[Catwoman]

LOL

[Cream Puff]

Mocha, this is tooooo funny!!