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04-24-2003, 12:36 AM
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The ABCs of an Exboyfriend
A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.
B is for bullisht, which is what he was full of.
B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.
C is for the commitment that was never there.
D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.
D is also for "Damn the bad luck" which is what I have in Dating men.
E is for everything he said we'd do, everything he said he was, and every- thing he's not.
E is also for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for faithful, as long as there wasn't something or someone better to do.
G is for GOD the one he thought he was and wanted to be worshipped as.
G is also for the spot he could never find!
H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.
I is for Impotent which is what I told everyone he was.
I is also for the inbreeding that occured in his podunk family.
J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.
K is for Key, the one that made the lovely designs on his truck.
K is also for Kick in the balls which is what I'm gonna give him if I see him again.
L is for Love in most cases, but exceptions have been made.
L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH (he drank an awful lot).
M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?
N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.
O is for the orgasm he thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!
Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
R is also for the ring that he can't afford and will never buy.
S is for the sugar they found in his gas tank.
S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.
T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.
U is for umbilical cord which was never severed when his mother gave birth.
U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.
V is for the voodoo doll I made of him. Pins are inserted of course.
W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.
X is what he is to me now!!!!
Y is for why the hell did I ever get involved with him.
Z is for the zoloft that I had to start taking.
. is for period, which is a good excuse that comes in handy once a month.
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04-24-2003, 09:50 AM
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That was funny. 
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CLOUDY TRICHOMES
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04-24-2003, 09:51 AM
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and true as well. . .
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I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott
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04-24-2003, 11:37 AM
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Verrrry true.
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04-24-2003, 12:08 PM
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you have no idea how much that applies to me
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04-24-2003, 03:53 PM
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CT4, you're good as heck at this mess! I was RMAO 
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04-25-2003, 12:25 AM
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Amen,Amen,Amen!!!
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04-25-2003, 01:12 PM
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Thank you!!!
that was great!
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04-25-2003, 05:37 PM
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That was really funny because, it's true!! I'm going to write that down to show my friends!
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04-29-2003, 10:38 AM
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Funny! I enjoyed it!!
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09-21-2003, 01:21 PM
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ttt
Oh and I never wrote this, I got it from somewhere and knew I was NOT the only one to have felt this way.
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09-22-2003, 12:08 PM
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this is great! can i print it out and hang it on my wall?
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09-22-2003, 12:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by mu_agd
this is great! can i print it out and hang it on my wall?
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Make it in to a T-shirt.
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I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott
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09-22-2003, 03:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Make it in to a T-shirt.
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i should.. and the next time i go to what we refer to as the "a$$-grab bar" i should wear it!
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