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Old 04-14-2003, 12:42 PM
librasoul22 librasoul22 is offline
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Talking The sex SUCKS!

Alright, d*mmit, it's time for another sex thread. Okay, I think we have all had the unpleasant experience of having someone who sucks in bed. My question is, what tactics do you use to end the encounter as quickly as possible? I, of course, have never been in such a situation *cough* so I wanted to pose the question to see what others do.

Oh wait, let's not take this too deep, like let's pretend that there is little to no emotional investment in the other person. "Go to counseling" is not an option, lol.
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Old 04-14-2003, 12:49 PM
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I just wouldn't see them anymore. To have the sex be really bad there has to be a breakdown of feelings on at least one side if not both.

Kind of like did you ever sleep with a person you really liked? And then get a achance to do it again when you didn't care whether they lived or died? Major difference in feeling lol.
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Old 04-14-2003, 01:01 PM
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I just wouldn't see them anymore. To have the sex be really bad there has to be a breakdown of feelings on at least one side if not both.

Kind of like did you ever sleep with a person you really liked? And then get a achance to do it again when you didn't care whether they lived or died? Major difference in feeling lol.
Ah, you took it too deep, James, lol. I am talking you are in the act of sex with a person and you just want it to end cause it sucks. What do you do?
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Old 04-14-2003, 01:09 PM
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Tell the person that you don't think a relationship will workout with them. (Hopefully this isn't a friend or someone you see often.) Say you will be too busy when summer rolls around or something lame like that. Or start blowing off their phone calls. The person will hopefully get the idea that things are done with!


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Edited to add: if you are in the actual act itself and you just want it to stop, complain that it hurts or act like your leg cramped up or something. That should stop the moment! If not, yell "Get the hell off me!"

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Old 04-14-2003, 01:09 PM
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I fake it and hope they hurry (which is usually the problem to begin with) then I roll over and go to sleep and dream about Brad Pitt.

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Old 04-14-2003, 01:36 PM
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I fake it too . . . and then leave as fast as possible. Come to think of it, good or not, I leave as fast as possible . . .


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I fake it and hope they hurry (which is usually the problem to begin with) then I roll over and go to sleep and dream about Brad Pitt.
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Old 04-14-2003, 04:22 PM
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Lightbulb I know the feeling

For one, I would pull the whole, "Something's not right," deal. Once this girl who I would say mildy was pretty ugly looking had an encounter with me. I had just turned 21 and stayed up until like 3 p.m. getting blitzed. one of my brothers had invited over some friends of his (all girls). Well at about 2 a.m. one of them looked fantastic even though she wasn't. I took her to my friends room and started the hibbity dibbity, anyways to make a long story short my boy walks in a turns the light on. he apologizes and walks out. So when I actually turn around and look at her she freakin looks like frakenstein in the light and I kinda freaked out. I turned the light off and started with the whole,"I don't feel right " bit. I played it off like a gentlemen saying this was inappropriate, I was drinking, etc.
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Old 04-14-2003, 08:14 PM
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I dated this guy once who had the SMALLEST equipment (and had no clue what to do w/ it). And he wasn't attractive. At all. Anyways I'd always play sick or tired or say I was having girl problems. He was too much of a wimp to ask details.
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Old 04-14-2003, 08:18 PM
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In addition to having female problems, I've also used the "I've got a UTI/bladder infection" excuse. They usually don't touch that one with a ten foot pole.

But then again, not calling or seeing them anymore will do the trick too.

I don't keep on going back unless it's some good isht.
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Old 04-14-2003, 08:56 PM
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If not, yell "Get the hell off me!"
LMFAO!!

When I read that I imagined someone actually doing that in the middle of doing it and I couldn't stop laughing!!!
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Old 04-14-2003, 09:11 PM
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I haven't been to this site in a while and I had an encounter that I didn't quite know what to do with. I knew my fellow gcer's could help me so here it is:

Okay, I had someone tell me last week that they liked scratching and biting. I don't know when/how/where to do these things because I don't understand them. Please help.
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Old 04-14-2003, 10:55 PM
Munchkin03 Munchkin03 is offline
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Scratching-down the back
Biting-the earlobe

These are just suggestions that are pretty tried and true. Don't bite/scratch too hard!

My escape from bad sex: fake it--sleep, that is.
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Old 04-14-2003, 11:11 PM
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ok so I am more direct-I have had unpleasant sex before and I said "are you done yet?" then I said-"will you get off of me"-it worked-nothing like honesty
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Old 04-14-2003, 11:16 PM
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Cool

librasoul, only you could come up with a thread like this


Most of you all do not know the art of love!

You know the worst of sex!


At the puppy stage, wham bam thank you! GDNITE!

But as one matures, you learn the fine art of making loooove.



I am old, what I could do all nite, I am lucky to do once in a while!

But, I have had no Boos lately

Oh yes there have been chances and doings. I am mature, not dead!

Unfortunatly, there are not many my age who look fine, but the 40 and 30 year young do!

Hell, late for me, must get my handsome sleep!


TTFN!
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Old 04-15-2003, 12:25 PM
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Okay, I had someone tell me last week that they liked scratching and biting. I don't know when/how/where to do these things because I don't understand them. Please help.
I agree with scratching on the back. Biting is good on the neck and shoulders. Do it just hard enough so it's more than a nibble.

Hey, anyway, why are so many people having such bad sex? Do we need to have a seminar or something to educate these people: Good sex, GC style?
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