The Ten Commandments Ebonics Style

[candygirl]

I received this email this morning. I thought it was kinda funny.

For those of us who have trouble understanding the King James Version...
The Ten Commandments Ebonics Style

1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me)

2.Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday.
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo' momma....and if you know who ya daddy is, don't dis him either. (Honor thy father and mother)

6. Don't be goin' on no drive by's.
(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya' own Boo
(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrowing stuff and not give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be snitchin on the other man to save yourself. (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' your homie's crib, ride or woman.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that ! belongs to thy brother)
READ AND HEED!!!

[Koss28]

LOL...that's good. I'm going to forward this on.