10 Commandments on keeping a man!!!

[blackerican]

Greetings SF and Divas of Delta Sigma Theta Sororority
I was in my car listening to the radio when I heard a new song by Lil' Moe. It's called the "10 Commandments to keep a man" and it features Lil' Kim...so you know its off the chain!!! I just wanted to share a few of the "commandments" with everybody!!!

1. Never give him any on the first night
2. Never bring him around your crew
3. Never tell about your past & the amount of lovers you had
4. Never give the brother money...cuz' once he starts he won't quit and all he'll do is spend it on the next chick
5. Never tell your girls what goes on in the bedroom.
6. Never tell your girls his shoe size

and the Lil' Kim gives this one:
*Never go down until he licks around your neck, your back, your kitty, and a** crack!!!!

I was just wondering if anybody had any more "commandments" to share!!!?? Holla back.

[NOWorNEVER]

Originally posted by blackerican
Greetings SF and Divas of Delta Sigma Theta Sororority
I was in my car listening to the radio when I heard a new song by Lil' Moe. It's called the "10 Commandments to keep a man" and it features Lil' Kim...so you know its off the chain!!! I just wanted to share a few of the "commandments" with everybody!!!

1. Never give him any on the first night
2. Never bring him around your crew
3. Never tell about your past & the amount of lovers you had
4. Never give the brother money...cuz' once he starts he won't quit and all he'll do is spend it on the next chick
5. Never tell your girls what goes on in the bedroom.
6. Never tell your girls his shoe size

and the Lil' Kim gives this one:
*Never go down until he licks around your neck, your back, your kitty, and a** crack!!!!

I was just wondering if anybody had any more "commandments" to share!!!?? Holla back.

Wow. I haven't heard it yet, but what's numbers 8,9, and 10?

[Mz. Sports Luva]

I wonder if one of the commandments is: Never show him how to make a Sprite can disappear in your mouth. That is the nastiest lyric I've ever heard!

[treblk]

Originally posted by Mz. Sports Luva
I wonder if one of the commandments is: Never show him how to make a Sprite can disappear in your mouth. That is the nastiest lyric I've ever heard!

I second that

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Mz. Sports Luva
Never show him how to make a Sprite can disappear in your mouth.

no really i am.

[NOWorNEVER]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4


no really i am.

One of the lyrics from Lil Kim's new joint "the jump off" says..."let me show you what i'm all about - how i make a sprite can disappear in my mouth"

[Mz. Sports Luva]

Thanks Nowor Never. That's what I was referring to.