Canadian Apology

RACooper · #1 03-07-2003, 03:27 PM

This is funny:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

bcdphie · #2 03-07-2003, 05:34 PM

I love that - I was considering posting it myself, but I wasn't too sure how it would go down. I guess I was exercising my typical passive-agressive way. LOL

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CanadianTeke · #3 03-07-2003, 05:57 PM

Tom Earp · #4 03-07-2003, 06:17 PM

Canadians HUH!!!!!!

If it was not for a secret treaty You would have been a part of the U.S.A.!

What makes you think We really wanted it anyway?

Just who are you to call OUR PREXIDENT A MORON! That is OUR RIGHT TO CALL HIM A MORON!!!!!!!

I always preficicit with the F word!

We are all going into a time of his doing that may very well cause us all Harm that we do not want!

We had all better pray for out collective asses!!!!!!!

sugar and spice · #5 03-07-2003, 06:32 PM

This topic is cracking me up.

And Tom is right -- y'all have no right to be calling our president a moron! We're the ones that have to put up with him.

damasa · #6 03-07-2003, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by RACooper

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

This is by far the greatest part of the post.

Tom Earp · #7 03-07-2003, 10:50 PM

Thank You S & S, these Canadians have no clue of what Moroic asswholes we elect in Washington other that what they see from Canadians who come to the Good Old USA to report the News!

Brother Cooper, I defy You to come to Kansas TOTO! Great Couch and if I let anyone in a 10 state area know you will be staying with me, they will come to see what a Canadian looks like, hell we can charge admission and make a fortune!

Come on Ya woosey, a ROAD TRIP!!!!! Not to unlike Animal House!

James · #8 03-07-2003, 10:51 PM

You guys killed the Baldwins! How wrong was that!

Oh and you gave us Brian Adams . . you should be ashamed!

Quote:

Originally posted by RACooper
This is funny:

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

CanadianTeke · #9 03-07-2003, 10:53 PM

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Originally posted by Tom Earp

Come on Ya woosey, a ROAD TRIP!!!!! Not to unlike Animal House [/B]

Tom I believe the word you were looking for was Hoser not woosey.

Cluey · #10 03-07-2003, 11:17 PM

Brian Adams can, at times, at least be bearable.

I blame Canada for Celine!

sugar and spice · #11 03-07-2003, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by Cluey
Brian Adams can, at times, at least be bearable.

I blame Canada for Celine!

Oh god, amen!

DeltaSigStan · #12 03-07-2003, 11:24 PM

Well, we can settle this with a nice game of war, since hockey isn't that big of a deal in America (not as big as the other three sports where we can kick those hosers' asses)

Since this isn't 1812, and things are a little different now, you can tell your army to gather up all their slingshots, pick up all the rocks they can find, saddle up their horses and come down here and try something. When you get a missle up your ass, don't say we didn't tell you so.

Oh, and, the beauty of America is that we make you use up all your dirt farm land to grow all those trees and brew all that beer, and we can just hoard it from you, like how SoCal hoards water from NorCal.
Wise people make others do their jobs for them

lol j/k Canada, you're STILL, once again, #1 in the world at being North of the United States........

Kevin · #13 03-07-2003, 11:57 PM

At our national convention in Toronto, CA (which was a great idea since the Canadian drinking age is 18) I heard a Canadian comic at 2nd City give the best ever description of Canada's relation to the US: Canada is like the United States' little brother -- and it has a smaller penis.

KillarneyRose · #14 03-08-2003, 01:02 AM

Geez!

Are you all still upset about Wayne Gretzky marrying Janet Jones and settling in California???

Sistermadly · #15 03-08-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by James
You guys killed the Baldwins! How wrong was that!

Oh and you gave us Brian Adams . . you should be ashamed!

And Celine Dion. That kills any notions of moral superiority right there!