So I'm a little immature....

ThetaLove · #1 03-07-2003, 02:29 PM

but I think this is funny and lately I need something just to laugh at......

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
>week, you need some
>silliness to break up
>the day. Here is our dose...
>Follow the instructions to find your new
>name. Release your
>inner child. The following
>in an excerpt from a children's book,
>"Captain Underpants and the
>Perilous Plot of
>Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:
>
>The evil Professor forces everyone to
>assume new names...
>
>Use the third letter of your first name to
>determine your New
>first name:
>a=poopsie
>b=lumpy
>c=buttercup
>d=gidget
>e=crusty
>f=greasy
>g=fluffy
>h=cheeseball
>i=chim-chim
>j=joliper
>k=flunky
>l=booger
>m=pinky
>n=zippy
>o=goober
>p=doofus
>q=slimy
>r=loopy
>s=snerkel
>t=tulefel
>u=dorkey
>v=squeezie
>w=waliford
>x=skipper
>y=dinky
>z=zsa=zsa.
>
>Use the second letter of your last name to
>determine the first
>half of your new last
>name:
>
>a = doodah
>b = tata
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = baggio
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = petunia
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = chico
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = tinker
>
>Use the fourth letter of your last name to
>determine the second
>half of your new last
>name:
>
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = fuzz
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = hiccups
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = honey
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t= sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new
>name is Goober
>Chickenshorts. Bill
>Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.
>
>Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new
>name as the subject.
>And
>remember that children laugh an average of
>146 times a day,
>adults laugh an average of
>4 times a day.
>
>Put more laughter in your life!!!

I am crusty doodahpants- sounds really gross to me!