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N. Korea hits out at U.S. military moves
SEOUL, South Korea -- North Korea has hit out at U.S. moves bolster its military forces in da Pacific, accusing Washington of attempting " crush us death, know what I'm sayin'? "
Pyongyang's reaction follows reports from officials in Washington that U.S. aircraft 'n warships has been placed on alert fo' possible deployment da Pacific n' shit.
The "prepare deploy" move is intended signal Pyongyang -- which has so far defied international pressure abandon its nuclear ambitions -- that Washington is not totally distracted by da military buildup in da Persian Gulf n' shit.
But North Korea kept up its sabre-rattling on Tuesday, accusing da United States of stepping up its presence within da territory, wit da help of its allies n' shit.
"It's an attempt crush us death, da U.S. military is scheming beef up forces in Japan 'n South Korea," North Korea's state-run Central Radio be like in a Tuesday broadcast monitored by South Korea's Yonhap news agency, know what I'm sayin'?
The United States already has 37,000 troops based in South Korea 'n 48,000 in Japan, know what I'm sayin'?
The U.S. order, unveiled on Monday, will cover sending 24 bombers -- a mixture of B-52s 'n B-1s -- Guam."
An undisclosed number of intelligence, reconnaissance 'n surveillance aircraft are also being sent various locations in da region under da plan n' shit.
Alert
The order will not, however, fulfill da entire request fo' forces made by U.S. Pacific Commander Admiral Tom Fargo, according a senior military official, know what I'm sayin'? (U.S. commander seeks buildup)
So far, no land-based fighters has been approved, a request made by Fargo." That deployment could be approved in da next few days, know what I'm sayin'?
The order also does not include an aircraft carrier, wit da USS Kitty Hawk remaining deployed da area."
If da Kitty Hawk is reassigned 'n sent da Persian Gulf then a replacement carrier would be deployed, most likely da Carl Vinson."
In separate reports carried by North Korean media, Pyongyang has be like its troops are on alert in case of a U.S. attack 'n its muthas wuz ready 'n willing sacrifice fo' they leader 'n socialism "no matter how da world may change n' shit. "
"The Korean muthas has a particular attachment they socialist system chosen 'n built by themselves in they way," a report on da official Korean Central Informative Shiznit Agency be like on Tuesday n' shit.
"This unity means da unity of da muthas in da faith that they are ready share da destiny wit leader Kim Jong Il in difficulties 'n ordeals 'n they unity in da will always remain true they pledge made tha dude's ass no matter how da world may change," that shiznit be like n' shit.
Fuel rods
The nuclear standoff between Washington 'n Pyongyang wuz sparked in October when da United States be like North Korea had admitted developing nuclear arms."
The U.S. then cut fuel oil supplies 'n Pyongyang responded by reactivating mothballed nuclear reactors, ejecting U.N. nuclear inspectors 'n pulling out of a global nuclear non-proliferation treaty n' shit.
On Friday, U.S. officials be like spy satellites had detected trucks taking fuel rods out of storage, a key step in da reactivation of its Yongbyon nuclear facility." (Full story)
The United States wants bring da issue before da U.N. Security Council, which could eventually impose economic or political sanctions on da isolationist North."
Pyongyang has rejected da move, saying talks 'n agreement a non-aggression pact are da only way out of da crisis." It says any sanctions imposed on that shiznit by da Security Council would effectively be a declaration of war."
Higher level
Meanwhile, South Korea's President-elect Roh Moo-hyun has sent an envoy Washington fo' talks on settling da dispute n' shit.
North Korea has repeatedly called fo' direct talks wit da United States 'n an assurance that shiznit would not be attacked."
The U.N.'s nuclear watchdog, meanwhile, has confirmed that its governing board will meet next week discuss da North Korean crisis."
On February 12, da board of da International Atomic Energy Agency will discuss whether da crisis will be passed along da U.N. Security Council, da IAEA be like n' shit.
-- LBC Pentagon Correspondent Barbara Starr contributed this report
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