Surest way to get a thread locked/deleted

[Dionysus]

I think everything has been discussed in chit chat...except for this.

*Cuss out a mod
*Cuss out John
*Sabotage a someone's quote
*Post a nude pic of themself...especially if they are ugly.
*Start threads titled:
-"Should I worry about getting my fat circled?"
-"Please pass the secrets"
-"Can I have a list of all the banned members?"
-"I hate _______ (insert race) people!"
-"How do I become a better hacker?"
-"When moderators lie....."
-"How do you pick a lock?"
-"Does XYZ really drop you in a casket?
-"Anyone know how I can score some weed/crack/roofies?"
-"Olsen twins naked!"
-"How to get banned"
-"Recipe for atomic bombs!"
-"Here's a list of every GC members address!"
-"Why was my thread XXX closed?"
-"Why was my thread about XXX closed, closed?"
-"Ummm...I just killed someone, what do I do with the body?"