Press Release on Trent Lott from Fred Hatchet

moe.ron · #1 12-18-2002, 02:02 PM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CONTACT:
Dr. Brian Wilson
Committee to Elect Fred Hatchet
666 Damian Road
Amytiville, NY 13751

The Rev. Fred Hatchet Calls for Trent Lott to Resign Due to His Affiliation With the Cult Known as Sigma Nu.

Amytivlle, NY -- December 18, 2002 -- It is time that Trent Lott resigned from his position as both the majority leader and his senate seats. It is to the dismay of the most honorable Rev. Fred Hatchet that Trent Lott is a member of a system that is known for its cult activites. This system is known as the fraternity and sorority system.

In his headquarter, Rev. Fred Hatchett said, "It is bad enough that the cult system has taken over the President office with a DKE, now I just learned that Trent Lott is a SN. This must stop, for the sake of his soul, I urge Trent Lott to renounce his satanic ties." Dr. Brian Wilson reiterated his support for Rev. Fred Hatchett view, "This can not do, we must have god fearing leaders who are not part of cults."

The lady and her daughter also agreed with both Dr. Wilson and Rev. Hatchett, they released a statement in support by saying, "After our experience with the greek system and its cult activities, it is scary to think that leaders of this nation are members of the cult."

For Information: http://www.voteforfredsucka.com
Contact: Dr.Wilson@VoteForFredSucka.Com
Phone: 914-111-2345

KSig RC · #2 12-18-2002, 02:15 PM

It's on the internet so it must be true!

#3 12-18-2002, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arya
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CONTACT:
Dr. Brian Wilson
Committee to Elect Fred Hatchet
666 Damian Road
Amytiville, NY 13751

The Rev. Fred Hatchet Calls for Trent Lott to Resign Due to His Affiliation With the Cult Known as Sigma Nu.

Amytivlle, NY -- December 18, 2002 -- It is time that Trent Lott resigned from his position as both the majority leader and his senate seats. It is to the dismay of the most honorable Rev. Fred Hatchet that Trent Lott is a member of a system that is known for its cult activites. This system is known as the fraternity and sorority system.

In his headquarter, Rev. Fred Hatchett said, "It is bad enough that the cult system has taken over the President office with a DKE, now I just learned that Trent Lott is a SN. This must stop, for the sake of his soul, I urge Trent Lott to renounce his satanic ties." Dr. Brian Wilson reiterated his support for Rev. Fred Hatchett view, "This can not do, we must have god fearing leaders who are not part of cults."

The lady and her daughter also agreed with both Dr. Wilson and Rev. Hatchett, they released a statement in support by saying, "After our experience with the greek system and its cult activities, it is scary to think that leaders of this nation are members of the cult."

For Information: http://www.voteforfredsucka.com
Contact: Dr.Wilson@VoteForFredSucka.Com
Phone: 914-111-2345

Crap, i'm in a cult???

Dang, my mother's gonna kill me!!

Kitso
KS 361

ZTAngel · #4 12-18-2002, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Arya

666 Damian Road

I am the only one laughing about the street number?

Probably....I need sleep.....

cash78mere · #5 12-18-2002, 06:50 PM

is this funny? amityville isn't even spelled right

xok85xo · #6 12-18-2002, 07:22 PM

kate thinks that arya reaaaaaaaally needs to find a job

Kevin · #7 12-18-2002, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361

Crap, i'm in a cult???

Dang, my mother's gonna kill me!!

Kitso
KS 361

Not to mention satanic...

lifesaver · #8 12-18-2002, 08:10 PM

Ahhhhhhhh. Nice job there. lol.

CC1GC · #9 12-18-2002, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by cash78mere
is this funny? amityville isn't even spelled right

hey that was mean, this guy smokes more js than most ppl sleep (in hours) a day. Given the circumstance, i'd say this was quite ingenius.

agger_rob · #10 12-18-2002, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361

Crap, i'm in a cult???

Dang, my mother's gonna kill me!!

Kitso
KS 361

I talked to my mom, and she's cool about it. In fact, she offered to have a goat roast and sacrificial ceremony Saturday afternoon if anyone wants to come over

justamom · #11 12-18-2002, 09:43 PM

WHAT A HOOT!!! I guess this is appreciated by people with more than 100 or so posts!!! I started laughing the min. I saw FRED!!!
GOOD ONE!

Thrillhouse · #12 12-19-2002, 09:20 AM

Whatever happened to the Fred Hattchette for president campaign?

moe.ron · #13 12-19-2002, 11:31 AM

That campaign still going on. He's with the Save the Soul party.
As for amityville, sorry, just finished watching I'm Weasle and couldn't spell correctly.

KillarneyRose · #14 12-19-2002, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by agger_rob

I talked to my mom, and she's cool about it. In fact, she offered to have a goat roast and sacrificial ceremony Saturday afternoon if anyone wants to come over

Let's make it a potluck! Everyone bring their favorite mascot to sacrifice and barbeque. dzrose and I'll bring a couple of turtles to stew. Amycat, Hootie....some of your roasted owl would be great! Shopgirl - got any or the awesome fricasseed dove you brought to the last goatroast?

Aaaah, nothing like a day spent with my demonic friends and sisters

DeltAlum · #15 12-19-2002, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Thrillhouse
Whatever happened to the Fred Hattchette for president campaign?

I thought he was soundly defeated by Tom Earp. Or was that a different election?