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Top 10 Reason for Us to Strike Baseball
1. Average player's rap sheets are longer than their stat sheets.
2. Keith Lockhart (Braves reserves second baseman) makes twice as much money as the President of the United States.
3. Daryl Strawberry is still eligible for the Hall of Fame, but Pete Rose is not.
4. Barry Bonds wears more jewelry to a game than Mr. T.
5. The All-star Game ends in a tie and no one cares.
6. The Average beer at a game now cost $4.82 per 12 oz cup.
7. Tom Glavine makes $9,000,000.00 per year but says the owners have left the players no choice but to strike.
8. Spitting in an umpire's face draws a short suspension, but stating your viewpoint on a subject, even if repugnant, draws a three month suspension. (Rocker)
9. We can freeze Ted Williams, but we can't freeze salaries.
10. Fans no longer ask if the baseball have been juiced, but rather have the players been juiced.
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Last edited by moe.ron; 08-30-2002 at 10:16 AM.
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